Humorous Wedding Speech

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT. OPTIONS: -YES!!! Click “yes” What do you want to do with your new body?? OPTIONS: -Make Breakfast -Pet Cats -Go to Class Click”Make Breakfast”— Some days things as simple as making food and eating seem insurmountable and huge, so scary and difficult that it makes you want to cry, and then you want to cry even more

Good Morning everyone, and thanks for joining us today. Firstly, I would like acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we stand here today, the Wurundjeri people, and pay my respects to their elders, past and present. It is my pleasure to join you today for the official opening of Bundoora’s Blood Donation Centre. This new State-Of-The- Art centre which is expected to collect more than 20, 000 donations in its first year will play a vital role in meeting Australia’s growing demand

spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys

hi. hello. welcome. i would like to introduce you to your incredibly adoring and caring girlfriend. not that you really need introducing considering we have been dating for nine months. however, it is i, aurora anne goetsch. and because i am the kind and considerate love i so suddenly declared a few moments ago, i am under the impression you had a rough night. unfortunately, i live roughly a billion and five miles away so i can't exactly run and scoop you up into my arms. however, i can attempt to

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Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started

whether she knows it or not, she’s always been a role model to me. She’s proven that patience is the key to happiness and if one day I can be as happy as she is today, that’s good enough for me. So, full disclosure, I Googled a lot of maid of honor speech examples. The two options I kept finding over and over again were to start off with a quote or some advice. I did some research and I couldn’t find any quote that is thought was

Hello everyone and thank you all for joining us today on this wonderful evening. I would like to first and foremost thank my family for coming tonight because they’re the most important to me and I’m glad that they could make it and I would also like to thank God for allowing me this opportunity. Tonight marks a night of achievement for all of the recipients of the Multilingual Seal of Proficiency and I want to congratulate everyone on receiving it because I know that it was very difficult procrastinating

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. First I would like to thank the presence of all. Here we are today, honored to celebrate with you the end of high school and the beginning of a new stage, the college. I can say that my class is not just a class, but a large society with unlimited participation. Formed by friends and colleagues who made this the most memorable year of all. United by the same goal, those that were just colleagues are now our friends. Fondly remember all the moments we passed

Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying