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Room 101 Script

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Room 101 Script

(The lights are dim and the audience begin to applaud. Loud and wacky sounds are played from the piano, two spot lights are turned on and bright colours of red and green fill the room exposing the broken ornaments and random objects with two large leather chairs in the middle of all the junk, next to the hosts chair there’s a red lever. A few feet away there’s a conveyer belt and huge silver tube above it, at a safe distance from the chairs. A bright yellow spot light is turned on showing a crazy dressed Paul Merton sitting in the audience wearing magenta trousers with green spots with a matching green shirt and to top it off an orange tie. He jumps up from his seat and smoke …show more content…

, he asked me who the hell I was!

Paul: What life time is he living in!?

(Audience laugh)

Haille: Then when I had to wait behind that door I was disgusted, there were cobwebs everywhere I luckily got out just as a spider was about to land on me! It’s good the music was so loud or you would have thought it was Michael Jackson on tonight’s show instead.

(Audience laugh and then break into applause)

Paul: Well thanks for that, I think I’m going to have to get a new cleaner.

Haille: Why don’t you that ape guard of yours to do it? He’s big enough you may as well call him king Kong.

(Audience chuckle)

Paul: (laughing) Do you here that Jamie!? (Shouting to the end of the stage)

(Audience giggle)

Paul: So then Haille, what’s first object to banish?

Haille: Well it would definitely have to be spiders, I absolutely hate them!

(A rubber spider comes out on the conveyer belt and stops under a large silver tube with room 101 marked on it)

Paul: I think we’ve gathered that (smiling)

(Audience giggle)

Haille: But honestly what purpose do they serve?

Paul: Well they kill other nasty little bugs like flies.

Haille: Well isn’t that what insect repellent does?

(Audience chuckle)

Paul: (laughs) yes that’s true but then again they are part of the food chain.

Haille: I’m sure nobody would mind

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