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Oatmeal: The Infiltration Of Modern Day Society

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that oatmeal is disgusting. Not just liver, cow tongue, other strange food type of disgusting, but legitimately wretch inducing levels of disgusting. There is only one thing in this world that has the power to concoct such a vile and loathed cuisine and that is Satan himself. Therefore, the only way that oatmeal has prevailed as a staple breakfast food for so many across the globe is because the Devil has tainted it with ideas of sin and moral misconduct. The only way to solve this infiltration of modern day society is to burn all the stockades of oatmeal around the world. No oatmeal is safe. Families will tremble under the watchful eyes of the government in fear that they are somehow possessing such

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