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O Henry High Satire

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“It’s my second to last year at O’Henry High, and I must say, I am very glad that my time here is nearly done. The people here are sanctimonious and rather stupid, the curriculum is inefficient, and I am not given enough time to finish my vast collection of books. How is one supposed to gather information when we spend our time being lectured on the horrors of drugs and why one should not get pregnant in high school ad nauseam. Aren’t these things common sense? Apparently not, considering the pregnancy rates and the constant smell of weed penetrating the entire school. Iy. Of course my journal entry would turn into a rant. Human interaction is not my strongpoint. Actually, I have a brilliant idea, I will take fam and I, and we will develop …show more content…

The annual Halloween Dance is being held tonight, and people, including the teachers, have been working on their costumes for months! Oh yes, tonight would be nothing short of spooky. Thea and Lucy were in the library eating lunch as usual. Thea’s lunch consisted of tea, granola bars, and a chicken salad wrap while Lucy’s lunch consisted of sushi, strawberries, and a big mug of tea. Usually their conversations included conspiracy theories, rants, and books. For most people, this would be very uninteresting to listen in on, so they were avoided for the most part. This didn’t matter to them, as they avoided most people anyways! Apart from Fam at least.

“Yes, we would all live on a mountain and each of us would have a cave home! Our homes will be connected by tunnels that go throughout the mountain, and we would use geothermal energy to keep the wifi running.” Lucy said between bites of sushi.

“Oh my gosh, that’s perfect!” Thea exclaimed. “We could raise cows on the side of the mountain and make cheese and yogurt too! I also like the idea of growing a kale garden, that way we can have plenty of vitamin

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