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Kerouac Stillwell

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The young woman lies in her bed, fully aware that she should be getting ready for school, yet choosing to stay asleep. She knows what today is. She knows lots of things. This young woman is named Kerouac, Kerouac Stillwell. She was given this name by her father, who is the type that would name his daughter Kerouac. The young woman, who will henceforth be known by her real name instead of vague terms stating her gender and approximate age, is a student at Giftington’s School for the Intellectually Gifted. This fine institution, despite its name, contains very few intellectually gifted students, but rather many financially gifted students. It just so happens that today is Giftington’s last EVER day of school, because the school is deciding to shut down. Why? …show more content…

“There’ll be a high of 86 today, and a low of 79. Now let’s turn it over to Nickelback, with their new single! You get to hear it first, folks!” Lana and Kerouac both reach out to change the station. The radio switches to NPR, and Kerouac turns it up as high as it can go. “We’ll be starting out this Friday morning with ‘All Things Considered.’ Today we’re interviewing Stewart Waterson, author of the New York Times bestseller “Does Calculus Really Exist?” “OH MY GOD! I LOVE THAT BOOK!” says Kerouac, an active member of the Stewart Waterson fan club. “I would rather be buried alive with bamboo under my nails than have to listen to one more second of that,” Huxley says when they arrive at the school. She gets out of the car. “That’s kinda morbid…” says Lana. She pushes open the door and walks inside the school. Giftington's is a madhouse. Students are climbing up the ornate columns and throwing sushi at each other. The teachers stand back and watch. They know there's nothing they can do against excited teenagers with IQs in the 200’s and million dollar inheritances. Huxley looks around, but is interrupted by a manicured hand splashing a decaf macchiato in her

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