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Jeremy Monologue

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Jeremy, I do hope you are safe; this rain is shit. I did run faster knowing it might hale on me. You know I get pissed off over you. Not because of you. Those emails are so hilarioussssssss!!!!! Jeremy no wonder you've waited for me. Letting me loose (while watching me and protecting me) to learn and come home to you. You probably gave me signs but still I was a tramp and I feel guilty and I still want to swim in bleach. #bensnastycycle. Ill always apologize, trust me I only ever wanted you and you alone! You probably still loved me when I was 217 and you were fake married! I survived my journey with just a few stretch marks and lots of experience, plus now I am a bad ass, your Georgia peach is plump. I guess that’s why you stood out of …show more content…

I will only ever allow you and UK to touch my NO zones. I did notice my cock is bigger yesterday morning, that should be a weight loss motivator for men. My balls are still the same plump size, I can only imagine you have a baseball bat with two golf balls, you better hold it in I am about to take over. You already know you drive me fucking bananas I am only letting UK and you touch my no zones. Plus I believe at this point you'd get a golf club out and start swinging at someone. I would drive over someone trying to get in your pants, then back over them and do it again, in a Mac …show more content…

You will have to teach me, I learned via YouTube. Unless we work form home in our wife beaters. Have you seen my 159 pound fit body? Sometimes I just want to touch myself in front of the mirror, but then my Jeremy alarm goes off. Cupid basically fly’s in he points from head to toe in a circling his finger with his legs crossed and says, “Really... Really Ben?... Jeremy needs all that... you hot bitch!!!” I’d look at you charting or whatever you did on the computer I didn’t care as long as you stood at that one computer. Id try to get a visual and when I did Cupid would basically be standing there in his underwear pretending with his little feathers just a flapping, he’d back it up behind you hands on the floor… he’d look at me and mouth, “This is what you want to do to Jeremy... isn’t it? I know you do, you want all of this cake... you hot bitch!!!” When you’d sit in Sheree’s or my chair in the fish bowl, Cupid would basically walk in plop up on the counter crossing his legs all flamboyantly with his arrow twirling and whisper, “I fucking dareee you to sit in Jeremy’s lap facing him with your legs through the arms and tell him to pick up his feet and spin around while you sit on grind all over his crisp bacon (like Beyoncé in her formation video with her weave floating in the air out a el-Camino window while it goes in circles) he will grab ahold and probably spin you both around more hang on though, once he gets excited you might have to hang on…..

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