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Growing Up In Jail By Eugenham Jail Summary

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(Epilogue: The Postscript Farewell) SINGING THE SWAN SONG CODA Due to a persistent parental insistence and against all the sage counsel and advice of President Lincoln and the better angels of my nature, I have daringly implemented my meshugenah Father’s certifiably ingenious evil scheme of copiously inserting jaw-dropping quantities of punctuated semi-colons throughout these essays. Perhaps his unproven, uncharted, and unchecked historical-comparative linguistics claim is legitimate - that Casual Readers are unfamiliar with proper semi-colon use; but, inspired (proper or improper) overuse may galvanize a profound belief in the Reader, of the skill and proficiency of the Writer! However hypothetically correct or incorrect, my Father’s personal

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