Animal Abuse Satire

He is a very high energy puppy and always needs someone's constant attention. It seems that he can never just entertain himself. He is either jumping up on us for food or with a toy

More than a million different kinds of animals inhabit the earth. The exact number is not known, for new kinds are continually being discovered. They live in the seas, from the surfaces down to the black depths where no ray of sunlight penetrates. Animals can be domesticated or left in the wild where they truly belong. However, as time passed by, nowadays, animals are endlessly being exploited and fought for around the globe. Different opinions from different countries and races have divided to defend to defend their views and make a stand. This issue about the animals’ welfare should be taken more seriously until we find the right answers.

Hello everyone, my name is Katrina Clark. So, imagine one day you were ripped away from your family and from your home with nowhere to go, in the street, cold, starving, and have absolutely no idea where your next meal is going to come from. Well, for over 7 million animals each year that is the sad reality. I personally own around ten cats that were either from a shelter or on the street starving. I also own two dogs that I have found on the road that had been dumped and left to die. My experience with adopting these animals has truly opened my eyes to how many animals are truly in need of homes. All of these animals are sweet blessings that I wouldn’t trade for the world. If I can find loving furry friends that I love, then so can you. With

Some are just stubborn. 3. Linda Cole also mentioned to exercise the hound before training. This will help the trainer to have a positive attitude, since the dog will be more obedient. 4.

Over the last couple hundred years, this world has expanded beyond its horizons and the new equipment and technology has allowed humans to advance in many areas, but has also damaged the basic ethics and morals of some. Today on television, one will see the over dramatized body spray commercials or the famous celebrity advertising their most favorable shampoo and stating its claims, but what most do not know is that a couple or couple hundred, animals were killed to approve, by law, of that product. This act is called animal testing, and its method is used in many companies for their products to be released. I do not agree with this practice simply because it harms innocent animals for products that we do not need to survive or remain with. I believe animal testing harms and tortures, innocent and helpless animals, by containing them in tight spaces, with chemicals drenched on their skin for several hours to see how they might react or the effects to analyze what worked and what did not work. My claim on this topic is that animal testing should be not be legal in any country or required for products to sell because I feel that their are alternative ways and I see many

Ever had that reoccurring thought about who may have been the first one to use the medication pill that you’re currently prescribed too? Who happened to be the first one to drink the new lemonade sprite? One must have thought after watching an advertisement, “Is that person literally the first one to try that product?” Without questioning, the answer is no, despite the products beneficial use towards health or daily needs, the advertisers tend to escape from confessing the truth behind the products production. Imagine not having a choice or say in being used for testing; for each person this may be a nightmare, however for animals it is reality. Unfortunately, animals in all kinds are violently abused in scientific research. However, is it

Imagine it’s 2029. Animals have altered to a completely different lifestyle-- the dogs and cats that used to gallivant your house now solely used for human assurance. To ensure ailment will stop with the new developed drugs, your dog Ralph, whom you’ve grown up with, is ripped from your home and shipped off for testing-- never to be returned. The next day, the birds at your bird feeder are shot and killed, then sold at the antique shop.

As of right now millions of animals are being used for education, to test drugs, and product and cosmetic testing. Monkeys, rabbits, cats, ferrets, pigs, sheep, and monkeys are just a few of the animals that are being used for testing. 90% of the animals happen to be mice, birds, and rats. It is the worst form of animal abuse that is endorsed by our society. If it’s okay with society then there must be some good outcomes from it.

Have you ever owned a pet, how would you like it if your pet was taken and the government stared testing on it giving it diseases, or cutting him/her open. The government are using animals to test on to learn about diseases, making and developing medicine, biology lessons, medical training, curiosity-driven experimentation, and chemical, drug, food, and cosmetics testing. Around 100 million animals die each year because of animal testing including rats, mice dogs, cats, rabbits, frogs, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, monkeys, birds, and fish die in U.S. laboratories. Animal testing should be prohibited and illegal. Millions of innocent animals lives are being taken every year for barley any reason the food and drug Administration reports that

Ashley raced through the aisles to find the perfect lip color to match her brand new, soft pink dress. She scavenged down each and every aisle looking closely for the crowning color. As she tore every lipstick off the shelf, a soft pink color all the way in the back, caught her eye. She quickly snatched it before anyone could get to it. Ashley stroked the beautiful packaging thinking about how perfect the light pink color would match her pale skin, her jet black hair and her pink dress. As she obsessed over the color, she noticed the label. Out of curiosity, she simply read what it had to say. This product is tested on animals, read. Ashley quickly put it back on the shelf. She didn’t want anything to do with that lip color. By buying this lipstick, she felt that she would be betraying her dog. She knew that animal testing killed thousands of dogs each year. She knew that animal testing killed millions of animals each year. She knew that she had no desire to support this cruel act. Like Ashley, many people protest against animal testing. Animal testing is inaccurate, there are many alternatives, and it is just cruel. This is why animal testing should not be permitted in the United States.

Thesis Statement: Imagine a dog running to fetch a toy, A horse galloping on a trail, or even a heard of cows grazing upon a grassy pasture. These same beloved animals could be suffering an unimaginable fate in some of the world concentration camps that are still standing. Only nowadays they are known to the outside world as slaughterhouses, fur farms, or experimentation centers.

    The poor, shivering animals huddled against the corner of their prison cage, attempting to sleep, but kept awake due to the never-ending pain in their fragile heads and weak body. Any minute they know they'll have to, once again, face the torture of being strapped down to wires and small cups attached to their bellies, or the electrical shocks transported straight to their brains. They moan with pain but have trouble because the vocal chords  have been removed so the screams dont disturb the scientists. They tremble with fear, sensing their fate, hoping it'll end. Fortunately, it will; the scientists will behead them, removing the brains to study and collect

Do you love animals? Do you think using animals for testing is good? Well scientists and vets test on animals to find a way to cure diseases like cancer in humans. If the tests fail the animal has to die or they will get really ill. They even use cosmetics on animals (they apply makeup on them.) Some countries ban animal testing for cosmetics. Animal testing is torture for animals and should be banned everywhere.

Hershey is the best dog ever. He is very smart and can do lots of tricks. My mom teaches him all of the tricks of the internet. He can sit, stay, lay down, roll over, play dead, salute, wave, wipe his mouth, pray, dance, circle, spin, go through a tunnel, jump over a poles, and weave. My mom has a lot of free time. She wants to do agility with him. He is a very social dog but my mom says that he is a little to social because once he meets someone the person is always his friend so he thinks that he thinks that he has chewing rights. He will go up to a random person and try and bite there ankles or grab the persons sleeves. My mom has to explain to every one that he is just playing. It gets really annoying. He is still a puppy though so he will

Unfortunately today there are many cases of animal abuse happening around the world. Animal cruelty or animal abuse can be defined as the infliction of suffering or harm upon animals for purposes other than self-defense. There are many different types of abuse such as using animals for research, using animals for entertainment purposes, abandoning animals to shelters, and animal neglect. We need to raise awareness and find a solution to these issues. Animals are suffering and we need to help them.