Samuel Kettell, ed. Specimens of American Poetry. 1829.
By The Hypocrites HopeLemuel Hopkins (17501801)
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To saintship him betakes,
And when too soon his child shall come,
A long confession makes.
Shall take his former place,
Relates his past iniquity,
And consequential grace;
From truth he did depart,
And tells the time, and tells the text,
That smote his flinty heart.
Full five long years or more,
One foot in church’s pale secure,
The other out of door.
With every rite complies,
And deeper lengthens down his face,
And higher rolls his eyes.
Two lengthy prayers a day,
The same that he from early prime,
Has heard his father say.
To passing priest he bows,
Then loudly ’mid the quavering crew,
Attunes his vocal nose.
And prayerful visage sour,
More fit to fright the apostate foe,
Then seek a pardoning power.
From priest haranguing loud;
And doubles down each quoted text,
From Genesis to Jude.
To old ones born anew,
With holy pride and wrinkled face,
He rises in his pew.
But faith alone will seek,
While Sunday’s pieties blot out
The knaveries of the week.
Yet drives them from his board:
And though to his own good he swear,
Through habit breaks his word.
Shall all his race complete;
And wave at last his hoary hair,
Arrived in deacon’s seat.
By joyous brethren given—
Till priest in funeral sermon grave,
Shall send him straight to heaven.