@nt@:d0 u kNw "HoLI"SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li "cuB"He. . .=P;-> Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 119 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 382 | | | | | | | yar ye t0u morning morning | SanTA 2 BaNta
YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
COW coW C0W Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters :
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Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..! Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Adrish From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 746 | | | | | Sponsored Links | | | yaar uth bhukamp | Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Suhan From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 138 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 930 | | | | | | | medical store | Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature. Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Bilal From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 152 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 747 | | | | | | | ye mitti kyun khod | Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dhund Raha Hun |
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...
Banta - Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;-> Submited
After living with Santa for years and years, he was no longer a human, but one of Santa's many elfs...and the tallest one at that.
One night, Santa Clause was delivering gifts at an orphanage. One of the toddlers at the orphanage wakes up and climbs out of his crib. “BANG” he fell on the ground and started to crawl towards Santa Clause gift sack. Buddy starts his journey once he got into Santa’s gift sack. Santa did not realize that a toddler snuck into his gift sack. Santa arrives back to The North Pole, and the elves and him hear something moving in the sack. A second later a baby crawls out of the gift sack. Santa and the elves were in shock when they saw the baby. The baby’s name is on the baby’s
The gift started when Schmitt-Matzen received a call from a nurse at the local hospital. She informed him that there was a very sick 5-year-old who wanted to see Santa. Naturally, the good-hearted man headed straight to the hospital to see the boy.
You see Santa I did all of the swiping because the took all of my stuff and would never give it back, so I had only one way to get my stuff back and that was to swipe it. I mean everyone thinks I am big and bad but I am not I am very friendly and I was just going around asking for the stuff back, but they would never give it to me. So all I had to do is either steal it or go buy a new one but it would take way too much time and money.I don't have that much money to go out and buy all of the stuff that they took from me.
After a long night of traveling around the world in search for the gifts he always gets himself, he decides he would no longer gallivant and he was done for the night. The bag slightly unzips as the sleigh comes to a gruesome halt, slowly he drags the bag in the basement leaving only a trail of thick red blood. Lifting the bag up after a long night of joy, Santa unzips the bag to reveal his prizes from the night \. 9 little plump children and beautiful masterpiece photos of the kills of the holiday. “Nothing says Christmas like serial killer”, Santa says, letting out a laughing Ho Ho Ho. Looking at the children stuffed in his bag he took them out one by one, looking closely to pick his little helper for the night. The children cried and
Raphael went over to his boss and said, “Can I please be one of Santa’s helpers? I’ll teach them how to ride.”
Dear Santa, hey it’s your good pal Scar the one from the kingdom of Lion King. Animals think I am such a bad lion for killing Mufasa. Also for taking over his kingdom, finally for bringing hyenas into their kingdom.
Santa Claus must exist. How else would you describe this change in the way humans interact during these otherwise dreary winter months? Santa Claus is the catalyst of human goodness, sparking within us a genuine care for our neighbor, bringing us together for this wonderful season. Think of a world without Santa Claus!
NORTH POLE -- On November 3rd, Macy’s officially rung in the holiday season with its 10th annual Believe campaign, benefiting Make-A-Wish. This marks a decade’s worth of work inspired by the tangible impact of generosity and love. Believers are invited to any local Macy’s store where they can write letters to Santa this holiday season. For each letter collected in-store and online from Nov. 3 through Dec. 24, Macy’s will donate $1, up to $1 million, to Make-A-Wish to help grant the wishes of children with critical illnesses. All are welcome to write letters, there is no age limit!
We celebrate President's Day to honor and remember all the presidents of the United Suates. Out of all the presidents Abraham Lincoln is my favorite. 1 thing _him_ Because He Abolished Slavery and the Modernized economy, Among --other things. The celebrations take up on the third Monday of February. On this day all federal employed get the day off from work so They Can honor the Presidents and Their euphemism have sex with families. Also, only MOST states and local gouvernements honor President's Day. In Some states They celebrate it in honor of George Washington's birthday, George Washington & Abraham Lincoln's birthdays, or a selection of presidents not all of the presidents. At first, President's Day Was done to honor George Washington On
On Tuesday, the U.S. Supreme Court refused to intervene in reinstating Ohio's so-called "golden week" of voting, a five-week-long period before a presidential election designed to enable as many people who have not yet registered to vote, to do so, and cast their voting ballots at the same time. There were no noted dissents on the unsigned order, the latest voting-rights appeal the Supreme Court has turned down.
INDIA: You know, today is a special day. A few days ago, if you don’t know, there was a tragedy, in Theban. The family just went to war to see
The tradition of giving anonymous gifts at Christmas has its roots in Scandinavia, where Secret Santa is known as “Julklapp.” This word is a compound of “Jul” (which means ‘Christmas’) and “Klapp”, which means “knocking.” In Scandinavian countries, tradition dictates that a person knocks loudly on the door, opens the door and throws the gift into the room or otherwise leaves it behind without being seen.
In the skies it will overcome fear give thanks to veteran. An American is a free person who can make his or her own choices. We can be a citizen with the people of the street. The veterans fight for the lives of other people so they can be free. Some do not understand the reality of their lives. They fight for liberty and justice they protect the justice and the liberty of this American country. They give so much to their country. We don't give thanks to the soldiers that help we just don't care. They give us their love and kindness. There are many ways we can give back to our country as well as our commmunity.
pane `ana mai me ka nahenahe.” Translated in English it means “I will be thrilled by