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@nt@:d0 u kNw "HoLI"SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li "cuB"He. . .=P;-> Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 119 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 382 | | | | | | | yar ye t0u morning morning | SanTA 2 BaNta
YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
COW coW C0W Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : …show more content…

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..! Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Adrish From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 746 | | | | | Sponsored Links | | | yaar uth bhukamp | Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Suhan From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 138 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 930 | | | | | | | medical store | Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature. Submited in : Santa Banta Sms | Submitted By Bilal From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 152 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 747 | | | | | | | ye mitti kyun khod | Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hun |

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...

Banta - Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ??

Santa - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;-> Submited

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