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Steven Spielberg: Roswell High School

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During this month of April one of the founding pioneers of modern Hollywood, Steven Spielberg will be coming to Roswell High School to film a documentary about this school. "I could not be more excited for Roswell to be on the silver screen, this is really going to make Roswell a household name that is not about Aliens," said Sophomore Mac Brazle Spielberg chose Roswell because it is "the best school in the United States, I wish I had gone here as a boy." A few of the many highlights Spielberg will be showcasing in the documentary are the updated textbooks, clean bathrooms and how academics are just as if not more important than sports! The textbooks are never ripped apart or have obscene pictures draw inside the health books. The entire Freshman class says, "We do not part take in immature jokes during our sex-ed class, how old do you think we are?" Roswell students are getting the most updated educations possible! "I could not even imagine having an astronomy textbook that says Pluto is still a planet," said Senior Janet Planet. …show more content…

"I think these bathroom walls tell a story, I could read them all day," said Junior I.P Weirdly. The students are also going to be featured using their highly advanced desktop computers equipped with the fastest internet any school has ever seen. "I am so glad that I can have access to state of the art desktops AND state of the art turf on the football field, academics and sports are so important to the Hornets," said Senior Scooter Komputer. When is Mr.Spielberg going to be here you

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