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Stereotypes: A Short Story

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A short story on stereotypes One day I was sitting on a bench in Hyde park and an English couple, who looked like ghosts a skate because of how pasty white their skin was, got out of their Rolls Royce, as they were walking towards where I was on the bench, I heard them talking and to me it sounded like a bunch of gibberish even though they were speaking English. You see they were so posh I could not make out a single word they said. They had brought a picnic and I thought I had seen it all, but clearly I hadn’t, because out of their picnic basket they pulled out a tea set complete with cups and saucers. After I had finished my sandwich my wife had made, I heard the siren of a police car. I looked and saw a black guy running a fast has he could with a pack of donuts in his hands which I …show more content…

After the chase had passed, which took a while as the officer driving the car was an Asian and I swear a snail overtook him. I got up and walked down a dark alley way and saw three more black guys break into an apartment and steal a T.V. and couch. As I then walked onto the busy side walk I saw a bunch of Irish men in the pub drinking beer and eating raw potatoes. I must say they were the scruffiest people I had ever seen and they must have been geeks or really drunk because they were using kindles, who actually uses them unless they are drunk or a nerd. I was still walking down the side walk and turned to cross the road, but I didn’t look too see that the light was green, for the cars. The guy next to me pulled me back and said I was a dumb blonde. Finally, the light went green, I began to cross the road but some famous person’s, chauffeur crashed into the man old on a gopher. When the person in the back of the limo got out, paramedics where already there and had already taken care of the old man and chauffeur. The person in the back was the famous fashion model, Anna Rex. The paramedics advised her to eat or drink something, but she refused

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