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Short Story On Make America Great Again

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“Go! Run! Run faster!” yelled Rip Van Winkle as he jumped around his living room cheering on Reggie White and the Green Bay Packers as they faced off with the New England Patriots in Superbowl XXI. “How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?” exclaimed Dame Van Winkle, Rip’s unadoring and nagging wife. “Fine,” snapped Rip as turned off the TV and marched towards the door, almost tripping over his daughter’s Rapunzel Barbie, “I will just go to David’s house and watch the game.” As Rip walked through the woods behind his subdivision and towards his friend’s home, he began to feel very sleepy from all of the hotdogs, chips, and Surge Soda he had while watching the big game. So, he decided to sit down beside a large oak tree so that he could take a rest and look at the nearby Catskill Mountains and listen to the rushing waters of the Hudson River. However, rather than continuing his walk as planned, Rip wrapped his neon windbreaker tighter around his body and fell into a deep sleep. One day, Rip was suddenly awoken by the sound of hammering. As he opened his eyes, he was surprised to see a young woman putting a blue sign in her yard with white block letters that read: “Make America Great Again.” “Excuse me,” said Rip as he stood up, “What is going on here?” “Well,” replied the indignant woman as she rearranged the dirt around the sign, “I know some people didn’t support Donald Trump’s campaign for President but I still have the right to put up my sign.” “No, that’s not what I mean. I am asking how did this subdivision get here. Wait Donald Trump is president? What happened to Clinton?” exclaimed Rip. “Well, she was winning in the polls but Donald Trump pulled ahead I guess.” responded the young woman slowly. “She? Bill just began his second term in January.” said Rip. The woman scoffed at him and answered saying, “I don’t know what you are talking about. Bill Clinton is not the president seeing as Donald Trump just began his first term in office at the end of January.” As Rip stared at the woman she began to back up and say “Look, can I help you with anything?” “I think I just need to get home.” began Rip “Can you help me find my wife? Her name is Dame Van Winkle.” “Dame!” exclaimed the woman “Dame died 15

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