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Schar Gluten: A Narrative Fiction

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I sit on a park bench with a suitcase full of cash waiting for the bus to arrive. If I don’t pay him for this month, then nothing will happen, I’ll just be here. Feeding the birds with Schar Gluten & Wheat Free Classic White Bread.
However with all the luck in the world a freckled blonde women with hazel blue eyes wearing a brown skirt walks by in her Bakers twirling on the Boulevard of the park. No bear of the world on her shoulders. She is the proper woman of dreams and beckons me to run away with her. She says our life would be that of the nuclear family living in a bright two story yellow house. Green shutters. Pink curtains. White picket fence. A tire swing hanging from the front yard tree. Men dressed in all white delivering milk door …show more content…

She smiles and wiggles her fingers at me and bumps into a man who accepts her offer.
I sit on a park bench with a suitcase full of cash waiting for the bus to arrive. If I don’t pay him this month, then more nothing will happen, I’ll just be here feeding the birds. They haven’t shown themselves yet.
A red cheeked man wearing a fedora, dusty leather jacket, combat trousers and a Finnish bag over his shoulder examines me close up through his monocle. He raises my arms to get a closer look at my triceps. Bends my arms to get the full grasp of my biceps. Moves my head back and forth "hmmm sturdy neck." He steps back in front of me and begins to laugh hysterically before cutting himself off. He tells me to accompany him as a bodyguard on a grand journey across the world to discover a multitude of lost cities and artifacts. Our stories would be told orally through the natives. Written in the sand. Splashed on the wall, chipped into stone, written down on lamb skin, translated in paperback, adapted for the big screen, starring Chris Pratt. I will see everything the world has to offer. He sets my flight and time. But I won’t make …show more content…

He yells and asks why I'm not on the field, “You are the starting quarterback after all god-dammit!” A movie director over hears the commotion and tells his film crew to start filming. He places a wolf skin over my head, gives me a club and tells me to say "God, I have never prayed to you before. My mouth is sewn shut so that only the muses are left to hum my misery in a maestoso note that emasculates the magnificat." Meanwhile, a Business man with gold teeth in a Stuart Hughes Diamond Edition suit and eyebrows shaven to say Cha Ching slides a business card face down on the bench. "We are rich, we like to make other people rich. If you want to be rich, then call us because we are rich”. All great opportunities, I’ll take advantage of them a week to late before someone else beats me to

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