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Personal Essay: Why I Hate Football

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I mean it’s pretty the way warm colors melt into each other on fallen leaves and I like the swift breeze of autumn.But in the South September means football and I hate football. We have five reserved seats in the middle of the home side stands the best view by far.I’m boxed in by godparents family friends classmates and people I see at the grocery store on Sundays.Crying kids and screaming fans flail around in their seats refusing to be consoled. Light bulbs bigger than my head lined in stacked rows of four light up the AstroTurf and dark Southern sky.Vampires with vicious appetites and tiny wings move from skin to skin sinking in their teeth leaving behind a red mark coupled with an itch.I can’t swat them away because I might hit my Uncle

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