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Miley Cyrus's Short Story 'The Coconut'

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Let’s make things clear, “The Coconut” is just a metaphor for me. Allow me to explain, I am a Mexican American who looks pretty Mexican but I actually do not know how to speak Spanish. As a matter of a fact, I don’t know a lot about Mexican culture but ask me who Miley Cyrus is and I can give you her whole life story. You’re probably shocked, let me guess it goes something like this, “ You can’t speak Spanish and you’re Mexican? Do you at least understand Spanish?” The thing that irritates me is when someone starts talking in Spanish and asks if I understand them, but the most annoying thing is when they tell me they’re now going to talk to me in Spanish and make me feel, well lets just say, unintelligent. Now, let me tell you the kooky stories of me being in a Hispanic surrounding all the time yet only being able to comprehend half of what everyone is saying. To the people in markets, just because I look Mexican please don’t assume I can speak Spanish because trust me I will disappoint you. A long time ago I had a pretty awkward encounter with an old man at seven-eleven. If I’m being completely honest this was about a month ago. Well for starters, it was a …show more content…

Trust me when I say that I get so choked up with fluent Spanish speakers that I can’t say “Hola, me llama Jessica.” (Hi my name is Jessica). Whenever I go to my friend’s house it’s like my tongue is caught in a starbucks straw and the only thing coming out of my mouth sounds like I invented English and never spoke a word of Spanish. Man, let me tell you, being extremely shy and not knowing how to fluently speak a language will bite you in the butt by putting you in the most awkward and uncomfortable situations ever. My friend Mary’s parents will forever know me as the girl who can’t speak Spanish. Don’t be confused they’re the sweetest people ever and they encourage me to keep speaking

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