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Larry The Duck Parody

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My name, is Larry, The Duck. I am a duck, could you tell?!?!?!?!?!? I saw “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”, though he actually yelled that… Anyways here's the “ducked out” version. His name was Kilf Sheepyees, about 4’9 and with a blond hair color. He was so bored, he was bored stiff. So he yelled “WOLF, WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I was scared silly, I raced in the direction of the village, but the villagers were there, so I raced back up, but I found a few hundred feet from the field, too far for human eyes to see, a wolf! I tried to decide whether being plucked or eaten being was worse. I decided to be plucked instead. So I landed a few feet from the villagers, out of Kilf’s eyesight. One of them villagers grabbed me straight up. Man

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