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Judas - From Benedict Arnold to Mother Teresa By Karen Fish | Submitted On April 18, 2006 Recommend Article Article Comments Print Article Share this article on Facebook 1 Share this article on Twitter Share this article on Google+ Share this article on Linkedin Share this article on StumbleUpon Share this article on Delicious Share this article on Digg Share this article on Reddit Share this article on Pinterest In case you have been hiding in a cave for the past two weeks Judas the Betrayer aka Atilla the Hun has won his appeal in the court of world judgment in The Hague. Based on evidence not available at his trial for selling out the Messiah for 30 pieces of silver, Judas has now been completely exonerated and a float in his honor has been planned for the annual Macy 's Christmas Day Parade. Anna Nicole said yesterday, "He may be old but I really love him. I have enough gold now and maybe it 's time for silver." The Lone Ranger upon hearing this said, "I will not allow Anna Nicole to appear on farmanimals.com with my horse no matter how well endowed she is." Pope Benedict said this week in his Easter Homily dressed in his finest Cinderella outfit, "Judas is still a dirty double crossing Judas no matter what any Gospel says", sticking to the party line. Benedict Arnold, no relation to Arnold Ziffle, was a General in the army of the 13 British colonies which rebelled against Great Britain. Apparently spell check never watched "Green Acres". His personal finances

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