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Joe The Penguin Chapter 7

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Joe the penguin Nowadays instead of bank robbers with big guns and fancy tools, there is a criminal penguin named Joe. Joe is only 2 years old but has a criminal record 900,000,000,000 miles long. The last time we saw Joe was behind bars he was supposed to be in jail for life plus fifty years but Joe the penguin would not let that happen first he disemboweled the guard with a plastic spoon then he scraped a hole in the wall with his spoon all he could see in his cell was walls he finally scraped a hole in his wall and what he saw amazed him he was in the area 51 mass criminal base he heard the alarm sounding it blared in his ears he heard the guards marking down the hall he would love to free all his friends but now he had to run and …show more content…

‘Lets focus on the us army 100 yards behind us” said carlos Joe and his team were being folded by half of the us army you may think this is over exaggerated but no Joe criminal record was literally 900,000,000,000 miles long “Jake the gopher iss up ahead with a plane” said carlos “How is Jake” said Joe “The c you recruited right before you went to jail” said francisco “Still don't know him” said joe “Whatever he is a mexican gopher who is really good at plane getaways” said carlos “Ok I like him already” said Joe “Ok we are here said carlos” said carlos “I am in the middle of a pack of guacamolly not menchin half of the us army is behind us and they have lethal forces authorized” said francisco “Yes about that run” said joe Joe used a plastic spoon bomb they ran to the plane and got into the plane to find the gopher sleeping “go go go” joe screamed the plane engines roared to life the gopher was awake now the plane chugged down the runway the army was getting the witze back after the bomb “That was a nice bomb carlos,” said joe “Thanks’” said carlos they got into the air and had no clue where they were going (carlos thought well that's typical joe) he did say it cause that is a good way to get spoon through your

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