Humorous Wedding Speech In High School

I would like to thank MCS for all the great years here. I will forever be a Blue Devil. I'm going to miss the boys that I've had a lot of great times with. My number one boy, Ian, we've had good times Cheddar Cheese, I wonder who's going to make you break your next TV from the game MLB. You're my best friend, man. And to the other boy, Jose, we had some good times too - or just stupid ones. To all the other boys: Tyler, Devin, Donovan, Derek, Jackson, Kenny, Paris, Kevin, Billy, Tanner and Joe: it's been real. Kevin, I will also never forget soccer practice where I knocked you down and your shoulder broke my nose. Billy, please don't break our 3 point record. Derek, you better watch yourself even when I'm out of school - you know what I mean. Jackson, work on your touch, because its garbage. Kenny, keep playing sports. By the way Im going to miss graphic design with Patty and Travis. This year I met one of my new best friends who is a really special girl. Her name is Victoria Marin. These are just some of the people I am going to miss. I know that I will see them again. I will miss my teachers. I will never forget beating Mr. O in pickleball twice - the second player to ever do that. Mr. O, work on your golf and pickleball game. I will miss Joey Dabritz and don't know what I will miss more him giving me a hard time or for always believing in me. I leave locker

Thank you all for being here today to celebrate the graduation of the 2015-2016 William Ford Fifth Grade class. A sincere welcome to all the parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters and extended family of the graduating fifth graders, thank you for taking the time to be with us on this very special occasion. Many of the students you see before you have been at William Ford Elementary since first enrolling in the kindergarten, after six short years we now sit before you all much taller, much smarter, and much better at tying our own shoes. Most importantly, however, we have all learned valuable life lessons that we will carry with us on our journey to middle school next fall.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my peers once again. Those of you who know me know I’m an entertainer. Well, you have all served as my audience throughout these four years, and you have motivated me in doing so. Your reactions to my personality and my creativity have been indicative and invaluable. I’ve learned more from all of you than from any teacher I’ve ever had. You taught me how to socialize. You’ve enlightened me on the facets of the human condition, the roots of happiness, and the dynamics of friendship. You have given me the life, the strength to keep me moving higher,

Furthermore, I do not regret a single part of this year, and even parts of eighth grade I was dreading, such as the National History Day project, turned out to be wonderful learning experiences that I genuinely enjoyed participating in. Thank you, teachers for continuing to find ways to encourage our further learning. Thank you, fellow classmates for helping me and making me smile. Thank you, Mrs. Arzola, Mrs. Chung, and all of the South Pointe staff for investing in so many new programs. And finally, thank you to the whole South Pointe community for supporting each other as we all continued to grow together and find out what our true passions are. I am both excited and extremely nervous for my journey into high school, and I can only hope to find another school as great as this one, that will continue to shape our lives just as South Pointe has. So, as we exit the grounds today and move onto high school, I can’t help but think that we will all reconvene here when our children will have the privilege of walking in our

Before I start my speech I’d like to congratulate my fellow classmates on graduating. I would also like to thank everyone who came to be here for me today & who have supported me along the way. Lastly, I would like to thank my teacher Mrs. Navarro for being such a great educator, but more than that, a friend.

First off I want to say congratulations to everyone for completing another year of College Projects, Honors in Action and being active Phi Theta Kappans. “May you never regret what might have been.” “Love as Thou Wilt.” “All knowledge is worth having.” These three quotes can sum up my philosophy in life.

Hello everyone! Thank you for attending our graduation. We’re all glad you could make it.

Even though we come to school to get an education by our own free will or by our parents making us get out of the bed and dragging us here every day, we have learned so much about other facets of life outside of our classes. We have learned many important things like how strong friendship can be, how life can be unpredictable and throw you some curves, forgive yourself, your friends and your enemies, how it's okay to fail, and don’t be afraid to show others you care about them. Life is about taking risks and making mistakes so we can learn from them even if they have a negative effect.

As we gather here today, first and foremost I would like to congratulate each and every one of you on your accomplishments and achievements. I speak on behalf of myself and many others with a sense of gratitude and recognition; your consistent efforts to push towards greatness allows us all to take a great amount of pride in this community. You all have contributed pieces of the puzzle, each unique and required to make the finished product that we see here today. Each and every student here has been outstanding in every aspect of performance, and more importantly, abiding by the Golden Rule and treating every person how you would like to be treated. Shifting focus from the past that is behind, to the future that is upon us; let us not forget

Very Reverend Edward Quinlan, Sister Mary Anne, clergy, members of the Board of Directors, administration, faculty, staff, parents, family members, and friends. Good evening and welcome to the graduation ceremony for Bishop McDevitt High School’s Class of 2017. On behalf of my classmates, I would like to thank you all for the encouragement and guidance you have given us, as we finish these years with pride, integrity, and respect for both ourselves and for each other. Most importantly, thank you to our parents. Without your endless love, hugs, and care, we would not be donning these blue caps and gowns, ready to receive the diplomas that you have helped us earn.

As the Salutatorian of the class of 2016, I salute you! I stand before you today not to boast about my accomplishments, but to give thanks unto the lord for this opportunity and giving the strength to stand as your Salutatorian today! I would like to thank the faculty and staff, friend, and family for encouraging me and supporting me throughout my high school career. I also want to give a special recognition to Mrs. Tangela Jones for being more than just a guidance counselor. She has seen me at my worst and best moments. She has worked extremely hard with me this through all of my decision-making processes and for that I would to let her know how much I appreciated her hard work and dedication.

Hello everybody. My name is Erik Place and I am here on the behalf of multiple people. I am here because of my friends, my family. But most importantly, the ENTIRE class of 2017.

It is these memories ladies and gentlemen, that confirm for the fine merit of this current year transitional students. I will like to pay tribute to every single one. You have all left and will keep on leaving a permanent legacy of perfection, accomplishment, and a fine character and custom for eras to come. I also want to pay tribute to the excellent educators, the parents and without a doubt the leading group of governors - you have all guided, formed and shape every student sitting here today. Your part has been massively instrumental in decorating our youth......our hope for the future.

As I stand before you all today at our Graduation Mass, I ask that if you are to only remember me by one thing that I have ever said, that it be this moment where I hope for you all to not be like the people in this passage. I hope that you will all not be like the hypocrites, the selfish and the self-absorbed who only commit acts of charity in search of praise and approval. As we come to the last page of our high school lives, a new and blank book is waiting for us, waiting for us to put pen to paper and create the women who will shape the world.

Our graduation is our coming of age, our right of passage. As we walk across this stage we are writing the closing pages to our Chapter I and heading into the great unknown. It's kinda scary -- but hey, don't you cry, even though high school is over, the times we've shared and the friends we've made will never be lost. The clock is ticking, time is fleeting and nobody lives forever. But true friendship is something we can count on never dying. I hope wherever we go in life it will be happy and even if we all move to remote island countries we can all count on the memories and laugh at all the stupid things we did.