Humorous Wedding Speech Ideas

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - If you didn't know already, my name is Alberto and I'm in the wedding party. That is the reason I?m dressed like this.

Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets?

Attached is our rough draft. I want to thank you for the extension you gave us, but I suggested that our group turn it in today, so we can spend tomorrow working with Becky on our presentation.

With the hectic life that each of us lives, it’s no wonder that many families have put aside the importance of making time for family. It’s far too easy to get caught up in life and neglect the ones we love the most. Think about why you created the family in the first place, you wanted to have a happy little home with the sounds of children’s laughter surrounding you. Both you and your spouse desired to create an actual family, maybe one that you didn’t have when you were growing up.

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

John Locke on the phone: Good morning, Karl. How are you? I hope all is well.

I am hoping that you had a good trip and that you are not feeling exhausted from trying to catch up on everything that you missed.

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying and mean sometimes and I'm sorry you. You deserve a better friend but thanks for sticking with me anyways. Also stop being so hard on yourself, you always say that you'll never get a boyfriend or no one finds you attractive and it's just silly

b- Good evening ladies and gentlemen, children us at kontiki…… welcome you to the 5th annual kontiki multicultural fashion runway. I am Stefan and this is my co-host Sashi for this evening.

Hello. Just some warnings before you read this. Please don’t expect any fancy words, and mind blowing quotes, or anything special from me, other than myself. In this speech I am not trying to show you that I am superior to all my peers and you should pick me because I know how everything should be. Because that’s not true. In fact, I’m not even sure if I’ll win this election. BUt man, I’ll be bummed out if I don’t. I’ve wanted this since the summer. Not because I get to plan and oversee all the activities that happen - but I do like that part. Not because I bunch of people might vote for me - but I sure do love good ol’ validation. But The reason I want this so badly is for you guys. Since the summer, I’ve been making a list of complaints that my friends have had, that people who aren’t my friends have had, and that I’ve had about our school.

I would like to say thank you for your service. I really appreciate all you do for our country. The reason I am writing to you is because it is a requirement for my english class. So I would like to tell you a story that my parents told me when I was little kid.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation… oops, wrong speech. *pulls out large stack of papers* Ahh… here it is.*clear throat* Hello, I am Naomi Lee, friend and Sister to the lovely bride who about half of us came here to see. I love her, enough to forgive her for no longer sharing a last name with me. But, that is besides the point, because me and the new Mrs.Granger have a lot of stories, which I had to pick through. Some would say it is easy, but if you had her as a sister, well, you know to leave out the embarrassing ones.

Transition to first main point: Firstly, I will be talking about the structure of the speech. 7G

Congratulations on your Confirmation! Furthering your relationship with God is a huge step that will help you greatly throughout the rest your life. As you grow older, you will experience adversity that can cause you to doubt your relationship with those around you. When you feel as if you have no one to turn to, just know you always have me, your family, and God ― no matter the situation. I am so happy to have you in my life. You are the little sister I have always wanted. As you go into high school next year, you will begin to shape who you are as a person. You are already so beautiful inside and out, but stay humble as you are now. I know you will never lose your kind and funny personality and I am so proud to call you a friend