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Humorous Wedding Speech By Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson

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Thank you for that wonderful introduction, [announcer's name]. Ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed a pleasure to be receiving this award in behalf of my close relative, Celestine de la Paz, who unfortunately can't be with us today because somebody's too busy filming their next blockbuster in Hollywood. Anyway, what a gorgeous object it is that Celestine has won. I mean, only the best of the best can ever get one of these! Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson, and now her! Amazing! So what, what is the secret that makes her stand miles apart from the other nominees? [moment of silence] I think I know, and it's according to the lovely comments of her elementary school best friends: she takes everything way too seriously, but c'mon, she took her

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