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Fantasy Football Persuasive Essay

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You Won’t Believe What Fantasy Football Did To These Guys It’s a dark time of year for many fantasy football players. Some of you ladies may have noticed a terrible change in your husband in the past couple weeks. It’s not the holiday blues that’s causing him to mope around all day, unshaven and even wearing pajamas to the gas station. Nope, he’s just another victim of the 2016 fantasy football season. The reason your man is going through what looks like a mid-life crisis is because he either finished dead last in his league or lost in the title game. I’ve got a buddy who could be framed in a before and after photo shot like U.S. Presidents with how they looked going into office and the stressed out monstrosities after four years as POTUS. …show more content…

Now the guy could fit in with the Bad and Busted crowd. And they say fantasy football is a lot of fun! It is. But in the end, only for the one champion of the league. The rest of the players end up looking like chumps with a lot of pent up frustration. One guy in South Carolina caught disorderly conduct charge for attacking his kid’s basketball goal after a close loss in his semi-final contest. Is there hope for your fella if he’s showing signs of fantasy failure syndrome? Yes. All he needs is a little ego stroking. Try one of these steps to help him regain the confidence he had before the number nerd ripped the league title from your man. - Ask him if he’s been working out. - Get him a surprise post-Christmas gift that blows his mind. - Tell him you read a poll stating that most fantasy football champions are not that knowledgeable about the actual game. You know, lie. With a little effort you can bring your hubby or boyfriend back from the brink of hopelessness. Just make sure and take some action now, before he compensates for his fantasy failure with a new convertible. Or he heads off to a Buddhist temple in a remote jungle to “figure his life

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