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Essay: Personal Narrative

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Here is my final story before we end the show right here tonight. And please, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, try this at home or on a freeway. Ok, here we go. So I get into my black Mercedes after I visited some restaurants the in Los Angeles area with some cute and funny girls that wore red dresses, black high tops, and their hair in buns. We were playing Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64 in the restaurant bar. You know, the old Nintendo 64 that was made back in the 90’s. I wanted one for Christmas in the 90’s but mom didn’t get it for me because she said I was too old for that gaming system. I may be older but I am still young at heart. Anyways, I was driving on the empty freeway I noticed that there were bright, yellow lights, lots of trash …show more content…

So I pulled over, and then an enormous flying gas truck zoomed past me from my right to my left. I thought it hit my black Mercedes. It was so scary I felt like my heart just skipped a beat. And when I saw that, I thought “Oh. Looks like someone is trying out to be faster than me. Sonic, if you’re around, I’m sorry for what I said but what I would you to do is kick that truck’s barrel and send it back to last place.” If he was around, he would do it, no sweat. He would go for 1st place.
Anyways, the cop, not very joyful and walking viciously, comes to my driver seat window, and he asked me to take the sober test. But I told him “Why waste our time… I’m drunk man.” I thought that was the most irresponsible thing I have ever said. But it was true. I am a drunk man. And I am not proud of it.
Then the cop boy pulled me out of the vehicle, cuffed me, threw me in his Barbie doll car, and a couple hours later, I was in jail. Do stores even have those types of police toys? Toys R Us? Target? Walmart? Home Depot? 7 Eleven? Pick Up Sticks? The White House?! I don’t even know.
A few days later, I had to drop $5,000 in order to leave jail. I didn’t like jail. There are always people that want to hurt you. I don’t like to be beaten down. The big muscle guys are always the most terrifying

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