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Captain Jack Sparrow Short Story

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Many years after Captain Jack Sparrow retired from his years of pillaging villages and ruling the sea, he settled down into an office selling compasses. One day, Captain Jack was moving a barrel of rum, twisted his back in a strange way, and has been hurting for the past 5 weeks. He decided to visit his old “friend” Tia Dalma. “Well, well if it isn’t Jack Sparrow. What brings you back to me?” says Tia. Jack explains to Tia how he has been experiencing pain in his lower back after the 2 surgeries he recently had. “They called the first surgery a laminectomy and the second a partial discectomy. I don’t know what they did to me but the pain has not gone away” grimaces Jack. Tia smiles, “Jack, your first surgery was done to remove a part of the bone in your lower back, and then another surgery was performed to remove a part the cushion between my bones”. She proceeds, “you herniated a disc which put pressure against a nerve and…”. Jack interrupts, “I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about”. Tia nods, “think of a cream filled pastry. When you squeeze it too hard, all the cream in the inside comes out. The insides of that cushion, or disc, between your back bone is touching a nerve.” Jack goes to speak but Tia interrupts, “nerves are found everywhere in the body and help us sense things and perform movements”. Jack smiles half-heartedly. “When a nerve has any pressure on it, it can cause pain in the body. Those surgeries relieved that pressure, freeing up

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