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Beard Persuasive Speech

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Nothing oozes athletic manliness like a massive lion's mane growing around your face. Why be known for your dominance in sport when you can excel in face fuzz? One day, society will recognize its importance and open a Hall of Fame dedicated to sports beards. Until that day, the following examples will prove to you the importance of an epic beard.
Brent Burns
Notorious as a half man/half wookie, one of the most recognizable toothless smiles on the ice also comes pre-packaged with a reckless beard of animal magnitude. It began one innocent post season as a playoff beard, but clearly it has taken over Brent Burns' face, mind and soul, and does not seem to have any intention of giving them back. Clearly it was responsible for him winning the Norris Trophy in 2016-17. …show more content…

Answer: When Tim Howard decides it is. It stops goals. It stops the opposition. It stores valuable items like keys and cigarettes. How masterful was Tom Howard’s beard before he cruelly removed it earlier this year? It was on display at a beard exhibition in London, and even President Barack Obama has commented on its majesty.

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Andrea Pirlo
Not all beards rely on massive size to be prophetic. Take Andrea “the Barber” Pirlo's perfectly sculpted face mask as evidence, as he clearly uses it to distract his opponents as he free kicks them into oblivion.

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Braden Holtby
The Holtbeast channels a whole new persona of dominance, clearly fuelled by the forest growing off of his neck, to carry the Washington Capitals to new heights in the NHL (regular season only). When he shaved it off entering the 2017-18 season, the ice in Capital One Arena melted for three straight days from the tears of the innocent bystanders.

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