Band Aid Monologue

All of a sudden Mrs. Anderson started yelling and screaming at me. I asked her to please stop yelling and screaming at me, but she continued, so I hung up my cell phone. She called me back a second time still screaming and yelling. I then stated to Mrs. Anderson that we can have an adult conversation without all of the screaming

Monday morning and I oversleep, I have 30 minutes to get dressed and get on the unit, ready to receive report. I fly into the hospital parking lot, run to the Intensive Care Unit with three minutes to spare. I sit down to receive report from Hazel the hospital hag. Hazel looks at me up and down in her usual haughty fashion and said, "You know your uniform is on wrong side out and your shoes don't match." I looked myself over, smiled and said, "I know." She looked at me like I had thrown bed one's dirty brief at her. I was pleased with myself. I made it through report, ran to the locker room, reversed my scrubs and scurried on to bed one. I walk in the room and noticed Hazel the hag left all the intravenous bags dry. I go into the supply room and collect the necessary intravenous bags, while going back to the unit I hear "Code Blue room 352, Code Blue room 352." I am on the code team so I drop everything and rush to room 352 on the opposite side of the hospital, only to find a code blue had been called in error.

Oh yeah I almost forgot. The amputated leg, how is that going for you. You know if you're just too tired of walking around mostly on one leg, well just get a wheelchair so it is easier to get around. Or if you don't want to sit around all day, then get a cane so you can still walk around but still have support. Lastly wear it proud like a man. Don't be afraid to go out and show it off. You are a veteran. People should not hate on you are make fun of

As she gave us the washcloths she said, “Here wipe your faces you both look like hell.” I think she had been watching us and knew we were connecting but needed a break, and letting us clean up a bit was

Hello Juliet, It’s Lisa I need your help. I am currently a hot mess. I need your ways, how do you get the men chasing after you? I heard over there in Verona you got 2 men chasing after you. Don't worry the word isn't around the Romeo and you are up to something, Lady nurse just told me over letter. But anyways what do you do? Currently I am in Kansas and I am a English teacher with two kids and I have to grade about 2000 papers of tests. I think after school is over I want to go vacation over there in Verona to see if I find myself some men. Any suggestions?

I've dealt with his bs n mine for years and I wouldn't have stuck up for shit if it weren't for the fact that people bash the unknown, so as far as you go, maybe, just maybe you're the crackhead jumping to conclusions. I didn't fully say he wasn't in the wrong, I never said the girl that night didn't set him up, cuz in my heart, she fuxkin did. But for you to fuckin call me shit ncbash me or my family, grow the fuxk up or why don't u say ur petty bs to my face bitxh?! Cuz I can say now I'm clean, I've got kids to worry about and take care of.. And also, if u read, I've been gone from him for over 9+yrs... Go fuck

I walked up to Kurt Cobain while he was sitting by the pool having a drink. I was kind of nervous going to talk to him because I didn’t want to blow it. So I went up to him said “ Having fun”. He said “ yeah”. When he said yeah, it seem like he was down on himself. I ask him what’s wrong, Kurt. He said “ I could have all this if I didn’t kill myself’’. When he told me that I thought how much my life is so important to me. I told him “ That was in the pass and at least you get live your famous life style one more time at my party”. He said “ yeah”! After I said that his song Endless, Nameless came on the radio. He started singing his song loud. So leave him alone to enjoy him one more. When I walked back inside I saw Michael Jackson sitting

Warning if you have not seen all of Grey’s Anatomy I recommend not reading this. I could tell you everything there is to know about greys and I plan to.

The fight was my fault though. I don’t know how to keep my mouth shut. Our grandmother made me go to the store with Kristi to get a refill on her five-gallon water jug. When we got in the car she lit a cigarette. I told her, she was not supposed to smoke in the car. I have asthma. She took a big puff and blew it in the car before responding, “You can stick your head out of the window.” She was so drunk that on the way home from the store she turned so fast it knocked the water over. I was furious. When we got back to the house I said to our grandmother, “I am never riding anywhere with her again.” I knew it was not ok to break the rules and talk back, but I couldn’t take it anymore. Kristi responded by saying, if I wanted to act like a grown-up then she would fight me like a

I woke up to the doctor saying we either have to do staples or stitches. At that moment I yelled stitches because I thought they were going to take a real stapler and do it. But the doctor said that we had to do stitches anyways. I was so relived. So I guess I fell back asleep, I woke up to the doctor putting a needle through my head, I started to scream and freak out they had to hold me down it was the scariest thing ever. Finally when I was done, I stayed there for about another hour so about 5 or 6 hours in all.

I feel like my head is going to explode with anger and frustration. I can feel my body getting hot and my face too. I can’t imagine what my face looks like. Probably super red and hot. Yet, she still doesn’t get it. I don’t get her. How has she not figured this out yet? Oh and great, my foods cold. I spent my entire dinner arguing with her. My head hurts and I’m already tired.

When the paramedics came, Liz was unconscious. They took her to the hospital to get treatment. She had bruises

“Boom”!! Immediately my parents came upstairs like they were going to go run a race, and like they were going to win.They saw my door opened. My sister came to my room with her phone, and says” should i call the doctor, or should I call 911, or wait should I go get your phone and call the doctor”. “Go get my phone, and call the doctor as quick as possible” dad reply after hearing my sister Brooklyn talk a lot. And then, they heard someone knocking on the door and that was the doctor so Brooklyn opened the door, and while she was opening the door they tried to wake me up by calling my name a millions of times.But, wait I think you want to listen to the whole story.

It had been stressful, to say the least. They said they would release the list on monday night, but they didn’t. Nor did they the night after, and not the night after that either. Every single person was sitting anxiously waiting to see who was who, and finally, one afternoon during the school day, they released the cast list. I checked my email with careful precision, because somewhere in my head I got the idea that the slower I pulled up this list the more likely it was I would get the part I so desperately wanted. It seems this was my fatal error however, because that part had been given to someone else. I was left with a much smaller role, that of George. I suddenly remembered all the times I told myself that I would be happy with any character except for George, but I find that wasn’t true. I wouldn’t have been happy with anything but the lead at the point, and I made the mistake of letting it show. I told a few friends on my way out the door that day that I wasn’t too sure if I really wanted to do this musical next year, and that I might try working with a different theatre company instead.

Hello! I am so sorry for not writing sooner. As of right now, I am working as a nurse in a makeshift hospital for the soldiers. The experience is extremely interesting. I have learned so many life lessons and I am now much more appreciative of my surroundings. I always hear stories from the soldiers telling me of their time in battle. The reality of the war is worse than anyone would expect. It is extremely heartbreaking. I hope you and the rest of the family will keep all of the soldiers in your prayers, as I will. They really need motivation and encouragement to help them overcome the obstacles of life in battle. One soldier told me about his experience of watching his best friend die. As he spoke, tears welled up in his eyes and it was hard