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Essay On Class President

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Marjorie for ‘05 Class President: Marjorie was never boisterous. In fact, she was never much of anything. She was never popular (as all around her abhorred her presence). She too quiet, choosing to sit on the sidelines of any and all social situations. She was never funny, suffering from a dark and cynical nature. She was ugly as sin. She chose to dress like our granny Sue, and everything down to her very hair style was an anachronism. She chose to hold on to her matte black pager, even though the only ones that used that stupid piece of outdated tech were doctors and drug dealers. For exactly these reasons, I decided to get her elected class president. Now, Marge is my cousin, and strange as she may be, that has to count for something. She is a junior, and I am in the grade below her. About a month ago, she and the rest of her grade were swept up in the throes of prom-posals. After a week of shy boys asking blushing girls to join them out on the coveted day, Marge and her unlucky cohorts (a group of thick-frame glasses wearing nerds) were left without any attention. After heading over to her house …show more content…

My plan was that she should find and exploit the weaknesses of anyone who had wronged her. She went after Julie Rosamond, informing her that curly hair looked like someone had ripped apart thousands of audio tapes and placed the remaining clutter utop her bleached-white scalp. She roasted Jerry Bogart, who looked like an sketch in a book of Shrek concept art. She burned Drew Barrymore, whose nose looked like a banana had become surgically attached to his face. She destroyed skinny Frank Costanza, who, while wearing the color yellow, looked like a regulation no. 2

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