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William Shakespeare (1564–1616).  The Oxford Shakespeare.  1914.

King Lear

Act II. Scene IV.


Before GLOUCESTER’S Castle. KENT in the stocks.
 
  
Enter LEAR, Fool, and Gentleman.
 
  Lear.  ’Tis strange that they should so depart from home, 
And not send back my messenger.   4
  Gent.        As I learn’d, 
The night before there was no purpose in them 
Of this remove. 
  Kent.        Hail to thee, noble master!   8
  Lear.  Ha! 
Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime? 
  Kent.        No, my lord. 
  Fool.  Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the head, dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and men by the legs: when a man is over-lusty at legs, then he wears wooden nether-stocks.  12
  Lear.  What’s he that hath so much thy place mistook 
To set thee here? 
  Kent.        It is both he and she, 
Your son and daughter.  16
  Lear.  No. 
  Kent.  Yes. 
  Lear.  No, I say. 
  Kent.  I say, yea.  20
  Lear.  No, no; they would not. 
  Kent.  Yes, they have. 
  Lear.  By Jupiter, I swear, no. 
  Kent.  By Juno, I swear, ay.  24
  Lear.        They durst not do’t; 
They could not, would not do ’t; ’tis worse than murder, 
To do upon respect such violent outrage. 
Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way  28
Thou mightst deserve, or they impose, this usage, 
Coming from us. 
  Kent.        My lord, when at their home 
I did commend your highness’ letters to them,  32
Ere I was risen from the place that show’d 
My duty kneeling, there came a reeking post, 
Stew’d in his haste, half breathless, panting forth 
From Goneril his mistress salutations;  36
Deliver’d letters, spite of intermission, 
Which presently they read: on whose contents 
They summon’d up their meiny, straight took horse; 
Commanded me to follow, and attend  40
The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks: 
And meeting here the other messenger, 
Whose welcome, I perceiv’d, had poison’d mine,— 
Being the very fellow which of late  44
Display’d so saucily against your highness,— 
Having more man than wit about me,—drew: 
He rais’d the house with loud and coward cries. 
Your son and daughter found this trespass worth  48
The shame which here it suffers. 
  Fool.  Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way. 
    Fathers that wear rags 
      Do make their children blind,  52
    But fathers that bear bags 
      Shall see their children kind. 
    Fortune, that arrant whore, 
    Ne’er turns the key to the poor.  56
But for all this thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters as thou canst tell in a year. 
  Lear.  O! how this mother swells up toward my heart; 
Hysterica passio! down, thou climbing sorrow! 
Thy element’s below. Where is this daughter?  60
  Kent.  With the earl, sir: here within. 
  Lear.  Follow me not; stay here.  [Exit. 
  Gent.  Made you no more offence than what you speak of? 
  Kent.  None.  64
How chance the king comes with so small a number? 
  Fool.  An thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserved it. 
  Kent.  Why, fool? 
  Fool.  We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there’s no labouring i’ the winter. All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and there’s not a nose among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following it; but the great one that goes up the hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.  68
    That sir which serves and seeks for gain, 
      And follows but for form, 
    Will pack when it begins to rain, 
      And leave thee in the storm.  72
    But I will tarry; the fool will stay, 
      And let the wise man fly: 
    The knave turns fool that runs away; 
      The fool no knave, perdy.  76
  Kent.  Where learn’d you this, fool? 
  Fool.  Not i’ the stocks, fool. 
  
Re-enter LEAR, with GLOUCESTER.
 
  Lear.  Deny to speak with me! They are sick! they are weary,  80
They have travell’d hard to-night! Mere fetches, 
The images of revolt and flying off. 
Fetch me a better answer. 
  Glo.        My dear lord,  84
You know the fiery quality of the duke; 
How unremovable and fix’d he is 
In his own course. 
  Lear.  Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!  88
Fiery! what quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester, 
I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife. 
  Glo.  Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them so. 
  Lear.  Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me, man?  92
  Glo.  Ay, my good lord. 
  Lear.  The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father 
Would with his daughter speak, commands her service: 
Are they inform’d of this? My breath and blood!  96
Fiery! the fiery duke! Tell the hot duke that— 
No, but not yet; may be he is not well: 
Infirmity doth still neglect all office 
Whereto our health is bound; we are not ourselves 100
When nature, being oppress’d, commands the mind 
To suffer with the body. I’ll forbear; 
And am fall’n out with my more headier will, 
To take the indispos’d and sickly fit 104
For the sound man. Death on my state! [Looking on KENT.] Wherefore 
Should he sit here? This act persuades me 
That this remotion of the duke and her 
Is practice only. Give me my servant forth. 108
Go, tell the duke and’s wife I’d speak with them, 
Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me, 
Or at their chamber-door I’ll beat the drum 
Till it cry sleep to death. 112
  Glo.  I would have all well betwixt you.  [Exit. 
  Lear.  O, me! my heart, my rising heart! but, down! 
  Fool.  Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put ’em i’ the paste alive; she knapped ’em o’ the coxcombs with a stick, and cried, ‘Down, wantons, down!’ ’Twas her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay. 
  
Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants.
 116
  Lear.  Good morrow to you both. 
  Corn.        Hail to your Grace!  [KENT is set at liberty. 
  Reg.  I am glad to see your highness. 
  Lear.  Regan, I think you are; I know what reason 120
I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad, 
I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb, 
Sepulchring an adult’ress.—[To KENT.] O! are you free? 
Some other time for that. Beloved Regan, 124
Thy sister’s naught: O Regan! she hath tied 
Sharp-tooth’d unkindness, like a vulture, here:  [Points to his heart. 
I can scarce speak to thee; thou’lt not believe 
With how deprav’d a quality—O Regan! 128
  Reg.  I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope 
You less know how to value her desert 
Than she to scant her duty. 
  Lear.        Say, how is that? 132
  Reg.  I cannot think my sister in the least 
Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance 
She have restrain’d the riots of your followers, 
’Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end, 136
As clears her from all blame. 
  Lear.  My curses on her! 
  Reg.        O, sir! you are old; 
Nature in you stands on the very verge 140
Of her confine: you should be rul’d and led 
By some discretion that discerns your state 
Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you 
That to our sister you do make return; 144
Say, you have wrong’d her, sir. 
  Lear.        Ask her forgiveness? 
Do you but mark how this becomes the house: 
’Dear daughter, I confess that I am old; 148
Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg  [Kneeling. 
That you’ll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.’ 
  Reg.  Good sir, no more; these are unsightly tricks: 
Return you to my sister. 152
  Lear.        [Rising.] Never, Regan. 
She hath abated me of half my train; 
Look’d black upon me; struck me with her tongue, 
Most serpent-like, upon the very heart. 156
All the stor’d vengeances of heaven fall 
On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones, 
You taking airs, with lameness! 
  Corn.        Fie, sir, fie! 160
  Lear.  You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames 
Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty, 
You fen-suck’d fogs, drawn by the powerful sun, 
To fall and blast her pride! 164
  Reg.  O the blest gods! So will you wish on me, 
When the rash mood is on. 
  Lear.  No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse: 
Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give 168
Thee o’er to harshness: her eyes are fierce, but thine 
Do comfort and not burn. ’Tis not in thee 
To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train, 
To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes, 172
And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt 
Against my coming in: thou better know’st 
The offices of nature, bond of childhood, 
Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude; 176
Thy half o’ the kingdom hast thou not forgot, 
Wherein I thee endow’d. 
  Reg.        Good sir, to the purpose. 
  Lear.  Who put my man i’ the stocks?  [Tucket within. 180
  Corn.        What trumpet’s that? 
  Reg.  I know’t, my sister’s; this approves her letter, 
That she would soon be here. Is your lady come? 
  
Enter OSWALD.
 184
  Lear.  This is a slave, whose easy-borrow’d pride 
Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows. 
Out, varlet, from my sight! 
  Corn.        What means your Grace? 188
  Lear.  Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have good hope 
Thou didst not know on ’t. Who comes here? O heavens, 
  
Enter GONERIL.
 
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway 192
Allow obedience, if yourselves are old, 
Make it your cause; send down and take my part! 
[To GONERIL.] Art not asham’d to look upon this beard? 
O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand? 196
  Gon.  Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended? 
All’s not offence that indiscretion finds 
And dotage terms so. 
  Lear.        O sides! you are too tough; 200
Will you yet hold? How came my man i’ the stocks? 
  Corn.  I set him there, sir: but his own disorders 
Deserv’d much less advancement. 
  Lear.        You! did you? 204
  Reg.  I pray you, father, being weak, seem SQ. 
If, till the expiration of your month, 
You will return and sojourn with my sister, 
Dismissing half your train, come then to me: 208
I am now from home, and out of that provision 
Which shall be needful for your entertainment. 
  Lear.  Return to her? and fifty men dismiss’d! 
No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose 212
To wage against the enmity o’ the air; 
To be a comrade with the wolf and owl, 
Necessity’s sharp pinch! Return with her! 
Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took 216
Our youngest born, I could as well be brought 
To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg 
To keep base life afoot. Return with her! 
Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter 220
To this detested groom.  [Pointing at OSWALD. 
  Gon.        At your choice, sir. 
  Lear.  I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad: 
I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell. 224
We’ll no more meet, no more see one another; 
But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter; 
Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh, 
Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil, 228
A plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle, 
In my corrupted blood. But I’ll not chide thee; 
Let shame come when it will, I do not call it: 
I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot, 232
Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove. 
Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure: 
I can be patient; I can stay with Regan, 
I and my hundred knights. 236
  Reg.        Not altogether so: 
I look’d not for you yet, nor am provided 
For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister; 
For those that mingle reason with your passion 240
Must be content to think you old, and so— 
But she knows what she does. 
  Lear.        Is this well spoken! 
  Reg.  I dare avouch it, sir: what! fifty followers? 244
Is it not well? What should you need of more? 
Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger 
Speak ’gainst so great a number? How, in one house, 
Should many people, under two commands, 248
Hold amity? ’Tis hard; almost impossible. 
  Gon.  Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance 
From those that she calls servants, or from mine? 
  Reg.  Why not, my lord? If then they chanc’d to slack you 252
We could control them. If you will come to me,— 
For now I spy a danger,—I entreat you 
To bring but five-and-twenty; to no more 
Will I give place or notice. 256
  Lear.  I gave you all— 
  Reg.        And in good time you gave it 
  Lear.  Made you my guardians, my depositaries, 
But kept a reservation to be follow’d 260
With such a number. What! must I come to you 
With five-and-twenty? Regan, said you so? 
  Reg.  And speak’t again, my lord; no more with me. 
  Lear.  Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour’d, 264
When others are more wicked; not being the worst 
Stands in some rank of praise. [To GONERIL.] I’ll go with thee: 
Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty, 
And thou art twice her love. 268
  Gon.        Hear me, my lord. 
What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five, 
To follow in a house, where twice so many 
Have a command to tend you? 272
  Reg.        What need one? 
  Lear.  O! reason not the need; our basest beggars 
Are in the poorest thing superfluous: 
Allow not nature more than nature needs, 276
Man’s life is cheap as beast’s. Thou art a lady; 
If only to go warm were gorgeous, 
Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear’st, 
Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need,— 280
You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need! 
You see me here, you gods, a poor old man, 
As full of grief as age; wretched in both! 
If it be you that stir these daughters’ hearts 284
Against their father, fool me not so much 
To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, 
And let not women’s weapons, water-drops, 
Stain my man’s cheeks! No, you unnatural hags, 288
I will have such revenges on you both 
That all the world shall—I will do such things,— 
What they are yet I know not,—but they shall be 
The terrors of the earth. You think I’ll weep; 292
No, I’ll not weep: 
I have full cause of weeping, but this heart 
Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws 
Or ere I’ll weep. O fool! I shall go mad.  [Exeunt LEAR, GLOUCESTER, KENT, and Fool. 296
  Corn.  Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm.  [Storm heard at a distance. 
  Reg.  This house is little: the old man and his people 
Cannot be well bestow’d. 
  Gon.  ’Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest, 300
And must needs taste his folly. 
  Reg.  For his particular, I’ll receive him gladly, 
But not one follower. 
  Gon.        So am I purpos’d. 304
Where is my Lord of Gloucester? 
  Corn.  Follow’d the old man forth. He is return’d. 
  
Re-enter GLOUCESTER.
 
  Glo.  The king is in high rage. 308
  Corn.        Whither is he going? 
  Glo.  He calls to horse; but will I know not whither. 
  Corn.  ’Tis best to give him way; he leads himself. 
  Gon.  My lord, entreat him by no means to stay. 312
  Glo.  Alack! the night comes on, and the bleak winds 
Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about 
There’s scarce a bush. 
  Reg.        O! sir, to wilful men, 316
The injuries that they themselves procure 
Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors; 
He is attended with a desperate train, 
And what they may incense him to, being apt 320
To have his ear abus’d, wisdom bids fear. 
  Corn.  Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild night: 
My Regan counsels well: come out o’ the storm  [Exeunt. 

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