| Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations, compiled by James B. Simpson. 1988. |
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| NUMBER: | 4517 |
| AUTHOR: | Harry Chapman |
| QUOTATION: | Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise. Be as vague as possible; this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular; it’s what everyone is waiting for. |
| ATTRIBUTION: | Greater Kansas City Medical Bulletin 63 |
| SUBJECTS: | Humankind: Humor & Wit |
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