The Destruction of Dá Dergas Hostel. The Harvard Classics. 190914.
The Room of Nia and Bruthne, Conaires Two Waiters
There I beheld another room, and a pair was in it, and they are oxtubs, stout and thick. Aprons they wore, and the men were dark and brown. They had short back-hair on them, but high upon their foreheads. They are as swift as a waterwheel, each of them past another, one of them to the Kings room, the other to the fire. Liken thou those, O Fer rogain!
Easy to me. They are Nia and Bruthne, Conaires two table-servants. They are the pair that is best in Erin for their lords advantage. What causes brownness to them and height to their hair is their frequent haunting of the fire. In the world is no pair better in their art than they. Thrice nine men will fall by them in their first encounter, and they will share prowess with every one, and they will chance to escape. And after that whom sawest thou?