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Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936). Verse: 1885–1918. 1922.

Pink Dominoes

JENNY and Me were engaged, you see,

On the eve of the Fancy Ball;

So a kiss or two was nothing to you

Or any one else at all.

Jenny would go in a domino—

Pretty and pink but warm;

While I attended, clad in a splendid

Austrian uniform.

Now we had arranged, through notes exchanged

Early that afternoon,

At Number Four to waltz no more,

But to sit in the dusk and spoon.

I wish you to see that Jenny and Me

Had barely exchanged our troth;

So a kiss or two was strictly due

By, from, and between us both.

When Three was over, an eager lover,

I fled to the gloom outside;

And a Domino came out also

Whom I took for my future bride.

That is to say, in a casual way,

I slipped my arm around her;

With a kiss or two (which is nothing to you),

And ready to kiss I found her.

She turned her head and the name she said

Was certainly not my own;

But ere I could speak, with a smothered shriek

She fled and left me alone.

Then Jenny came, and I saw with shame

She’d doffed her domino;

And I had embraced an alien waist—

But I did not tell her so.

Next morn I knew that there were two

Dominoes pink, and one

Had cloaked the spouse of Sir Julian Vouse,

Our big Political gun.

Sir J. was old, and her hair was gold,

And her eye was a blue cerulean;

And the name she said when she turned her head

Was not in the least like “Julian.”

Now wasn’t it nice, when want of pice

Forbade us twain to marry,

That old Sir J., in the kindest way,

Made me his Secretarry?