Bliss Carman, et al., eds. The Worlds Best Poetry. Volume IX. Tragedy: Humor. 1904. | | | | Humorous Poems: I. Woman | | Woman | | Anonymous |
| | | WHEN Eve brought woe to all mankind | |
| Old Adam called her wo-man; | |
| But when she wooed with love so kind, | |
| He then pronounced her woo-man. | |
| But now, with folly and with pride, | 5 |
| Their husbands pockets trimming, | |
| The women are so full of whims | |
| That men pronounce them wimmen! | | | | |
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