William Makepeace Thackeray. (18111863). Vanity Fair.
The Harvard Classics Shelf of Fiction. 1917.
XXX. Full of Business and Pleasure
THE DAY after the meeting at the play-table, Jos had himself arrayed with unusual care and splendour, and without thinking it necessary to say a word to any member of his family regarding the occurrences of the previous night, or asking for their company in his walk, he sallied forth at an early hour, and was presently seen making inquiries at the door of the Elephant Hotel. In consequence of the fêtes the house was full of company, the tables in the street were already surrounded by persons smoking and drinking the national small-beer, the public rooms were in a cloud of smoke, and Mr. Jos having, in his pompous way, and with his clumsy German, made inquiries for the person of whom he was in search, was directed to the very top of the house, above the first-floor rooms where some travelling pedlars had lived, and were exhibiting their jewelry and brocades; above the second-floor apartments occupied by the état major of the gambling firm; above the third-floor rooms, tenanted by the band of renowned Bohemian vaulters and tumblers; and so on to the little cabins of the roof, where, among students, bag-men, small tradesmen, and country-folks, come in for the festival, Becky had found a little nest;as dirty a little refuge as ever beauty lay hid in.
Becky liked the life. She was at home with everybody in the place, pedlars, punters, tumblers, students and all. She was of a wild, roving nature, inherited from father and mother, who were both Bohemians, by taste and circumstance; if a lord was not by, she would talk to his courier with the greatest pleasure; the din, the stir, the drink, the smoke, the tattle of the Hebrew pedlars, the solemn, braggart ways of the poor tumblers, the sournois talk of the gambling-table officials, the songs and swagger of the students, and the general buzz and hum of the place had pleased and tickled the little woman, even when her luck was down, and she had not wherewithal to pay her bill. How pleasant was all the bustle to her now that her purse was full of the money which little Georgy had won for her the night before!
As Jos came creaking and puffing up the final stairs, and was speechless when he got to the landing, and began to wipe his face and then to look for No.92, the room where he was directed to seek for the person he wanted, the door of the opposite chamber, No.90, was open, and a student, in jack-boots and a dirty schlafrock, was lying on the bed smoking a long pipe; whilst another student in long yellow hair and a braided coat, exceeding smart and dirty too, was actually on his knees at No.92, bawling through the key-hole supplications to the person within.
Angel Engländerin! bellowed the kneeling student with the whity-brown ringlets and the large finger-ring, do take compassion upon us. Make an appointment. Dine with me and Fritz at the inn in the park. We will have roast pheasants and porter, plum-pudding and French wine. We shall die if you dont.
The gentleman from Bengal was standing disconcerted by this incident, when the door of the 92 opened of itself, and Beckys little head peeped out full of archness and mischief. She lighted on Jos. Its you, she said, coming out. How I have been waiting for you! Stop! not yetin one minute you shall come in. In that instant she put a rouge-pot, a brandy bottle, and a plate of broken meat into the bed, gave one smooth to her hair, and finally let in her visitor.
She had, by way of morning robe, a pink domino, a trifle faded and soiled, and marked here and there with pomatum; but her arms shone out from the loose sleeves of the dress very white and fair, and it was tied round her little waist, so as not ill to set off the trim little figure of the wearer. She led Jos by the hand into her garret. Come in, she said. Come, and talk to me. Sit yonder on the chair; and she gave the Civilians hand a little squeeze, and laughingly placed him upon it. As for herself, she placed herself on the bednot on the bottle and plate, you may be sureon which Jos might have reposed, had he chosen that seat; and so there she sate and talked with her old admirer.
How little years have changed you, she said, with a look of tender interest. I should have known you anywhere. What a comfort it is amongst strangers to see once more the frank honest face of an old friend!
The frank honest face, to tell the truth, at this moment bore any expression but one of openness and honesty: it was, on the contrary, much perturbed and puzzled in look. Jos was surveying the queer little apartment in which he found his old flame. One of her gowns hung over the bed, another depending from a hook of the door: her bonnet obscured half the looking-glass, on which, too, lay the prettiest little pair of bronze boots; a French novel was on the table by the bedside, with a candle, not of wax. Becky thought of popping that into the bed, too, but she only put in the little paper night-cap with which she had put the candle out on going to sleep.
When I came with your sister from Chiswick, I was scarcely more than a child, Becky said. How is that dear love? Oh, her husband was a sad wicked man, and of course it was of me that the poor dear was jealous. As if I cared about him, heigho! when there was somebodybut nodont let us talk of old times; and she passed her handkerchief with the tattered lace across her eyelids.
Is not this a strange place, she continued, for a woman, who has lived in a very different world, too, to be found in? I have had so many griefs and wrongs, Joseph Sedley, I have been made to suffer so cruelly, that I am almost made mad sometimes. I cant stay still in any place, but wander about always restless and unhappy. All my friends have been false to meall. There is no such thing as an honest man in the world. I was the truest wife that ever lived, though I married my husband out of pique, because somebody elsebut never mind that. I was true, and he trampled upon me, and deserted me. I was the fondest mother. I had but one child, one darling, one hope, one joy, which I held to my heart with a mothers affection, which was my life, my prayer, mymy blessing; and theythey tore it from metore it from me; and she put her hand to her heart with a passionate gesture of despair, burying her face for a moment on the bed.
The brandy-bottle inside clinked up against the plate which held the cold sausage. Both were moved, no doubt, by the exhibition of so much grief. Max and Fritz were at the door listening with wonder to Mrs. Beckys sobs and cries. Jos, too, was a good deal frightened and affected at seeing his old flame in this condition. And she began, forthwith, to tell her storya tale so neat, simple, and artless, that it was quite evident from hearing her, that if ever there was a white-robed angel escaped from heaven to be subject to the infernal machinations and villainy of fiends here below, that spotless beingthat miserable unsullied martyr, was present on the bed before Joson the bed, sitting on the brandy-bottle.
They had a very long, amicable, and confidential talk there; in the course of which, Jos Sedley was somehow made aware (but in a manner that did not in the least scare or offend him) that Beckys heart had first learned to beat at his enchanting presence: that George Osborne had certainly paid an unjustifiable court to her, which might account for Amelias jealousy, and their little rupture; but that Becky never gave the least encouragement to the unfortunate officer, and that she had never ceased to think about Jos from the very first day she had seen him, though, of course, her duties as a married woman were paramountduties which she had always preserved, and would, to her dying day, or until the proverbially bad climate in which Colonel Crawley was living should release her from a yoke which his cruelty had rendered odious to her.
Jos went away, convinced that she was the most virtuous, as she was one of the most fascinating of women, and revolving in his mind all sorts of benevolent schemes for her welfare. Her persecutions ought to be ended: she ought to return to the society of which she was an ornament. He would see what ought to be done. She must quit that place, and take a quiet lodging. Amelia must come and see her, and befriend her. He would go and settle about it, and consult with the Major. She wept tears of heartfelt gratitude as she parted from him, and pressed his hand as the gallant stout gentleman stooped down to kiss hers.
So Becky bowed Jos out of her little garret with as much grace as if it was a palace of which she did the honours; and that heavy gentleman having disappeared down the stairs, Max and Fritz came out of their hole, pipe in mouth, and she amused herself by mimicking Jos to them as she munched her cold bread and sausage and took draughts of her favourite brandy-and-water.
Jos walked over to Dobbins lodgings with great solemnity, and there imparted to him the affecting history with which he had just been made acquainted, without, however, mentioning the play-business of the night before. And the two gentlemen were laying their heads together, and consulting as to the best means of being useful to Mrs. Becky, while she was finishing her interrupted déjeuner à la fourchette.
How was it that she had come to that little town? How was it that she had no friends and was wandering about alone? Little boys at school are taught in their earliest Latin book, that the path of Avernus is very easy of descent. Let us skip over the interval in the history of her downward progress. She was not worse now than she had been in the days of her prosperity:only a little down on her luck.
As for Mrs. Amelia, she was a woman of such a soft and foolish disposition, that when she heard of anybody unhappy, her heart straightway melted towards the sufferer; and as she had never thought or done anything mortally guilty herself, she had not that abhorrence for wickedness which distinguishes moralists much more knowing. If she spoiled everybody who came near her with kindness and compliments,if she begged pardon of all her servants for troubling them to answer the bell,if she apologised to a shop-boy who showed her a piece of silk, or made a curtsey to a streetsweeper with a complimentary remark upon the elegant state of his crossingand she was almost capable of every one of these folliesthe notion that an old acquaintance was miserable was sure to soften her heart; nor would she hear of anybodys being deservedly unhappy. A world under such legislation as hers would not be a very orderly place of abode; but there are not many women, at least not of the rulers, who are of her sort. This lady, I believe, would have abolished all gaols, punishments, handcuffs, whippings, poverty, sickness, hunger, in the world; and was such a mean-spirited creature, thatwe are obliged to confess itshe could even forget a mortal injury.
When the Major heard from Jos of the sentimental adventure which had just befallen the latter, he was not, it must be owned, nearly as much interested as the gentleman from Bengal. On the contrary, his excitement was quite the reverse from a pleasurable one; he made use of a brief but improper expression regarding a poor woman in distress, saying, in fact,the little minx, has she come to light again? He never had had the slightest liking for her; but had heartily mistrusted her from the very first moment when her green eyes had looked at, and turned away from, his own.
That little devil brings mischief wherever she goes, the Major said, disrespectfully. Who knows what sort of life she has been leading? and what business has she here abroad and alone? Dont tell me about persecutors and enemies; an honest woman always has friends, and never is separated from her family. Why has she left her husband? He may have been disreputable and wicked, as you say. He always was. I remember the confounded blackleg, and the way in which he used to cheat and hoodwink poor George. Wasnt there a scandal about their separation? I think I heard something, cried out Major Dobbin, who did not care much about gossip; and whom Jos tried in vain to convince that Mrs. Becky was in all respects a most injured and virtuous female.
Well, well; lets ask Mrs. George, said that arch-diplomatist of a Major. Only let us go and consult her. I suppose you will allow that she is a good judge at any rate, and knows what is right in such matters.
Very well? by Gad, sir, shes the finest lady I ever met in my life, bounced out the Major. I say at once, let us go and ask her if this woman ought to be visited or notI will be content with her verdict. Now this odious, artful rogue of a Major was thinking in his own mind that he was sure of his case. Emmy, he remembered, was at one time cruelly and deservedly jealous of Rebecca, never mentioned her name but with a shrinking and terrora jealous woman never forgives, thought Dobbin: and so the pair went across the street to Mrs. Georges house, where she was contentedly warbling at a music-lesson with Madame Strumpff.
When that lady took her leave, Jos opened the business with his usual pomp of words. Amelia, my dear, said he, I have just had the most extraordinaryyesGod bless my soul! the most extraordinary adventurean old friendyes, a most interesting old friend of yours, and I may say in old times, has just arrived here, and I should like you to see her.
Her! said Amelia, who is it? Major Dobbin, if you please not to break my scissors. The Major was twirling them round by the little chain from which they sometimes hung to their ladys waist, and was thereby endangering his own eye.
She hasnt a friend in the world, Jos went on, not undexterously; and she said she thought she might trust in you. Shes so miserable, Emmy. She has been almost mad with grief. Her story quite affected me:pon my word and honour, it didnever was such a cruel persecution borne so angelically, I may say. Her family has been most cruel to her.
And if she can get no friend, she says she thinks shell die, Jos proceeded, in a low tremulous voice.God bless my soul! do you know that she tried to kill herself? She carries laudanum with herI saw the bottle in her roomsuch a miserable little roomat a third-rate house, the Elephant, up in the roof at the top of all. I went there.
The most beautiful child ever seen, Jos said, who was very fat, and easily moved, and had been touched by the story Becky told; a perfect angel, who adored his mother. The ruffians tore him shrieking out of her arms, and have never allowed him to see her.
Dear Joseph, Emmy cried out, starting up at once, let us go and see her this minute. And she ran into her adjoining bed-chamber, tied on her bonnet in a flutter, came out with her shawl on her arm, and ordered Dobbin to follow.
He went and put her shawlit was a white Cashmere, consigned to her by the Major himself from Indiaover her shoulders. He saw there was nothing for it but to obey; and she put her hand into his arm, and they went away.
It is number 92, up four pair of stairs, Jos said, perhaps not very willing to ascend the steps again; but he placed himself in the window of his drawing-room, which commands the place on which the Elephant stands, and saw the pair marching through the market.
It was as well that Becky saw them too from her garret; for she and the two students were chattering and laughing there; they had been joking about the appearance of Beckys grandpapawhose arrival and departure they had witnessedbut she had time to dismiss them, and have her little room clear before the landlord of the Elephant, who knew that Mrs. Osborne was a great favourite at the Serene Court, and respected her accordingly, led the way up the stairs to the roof-story, encouraging Miladi and the Herr Major as they achieved the ascent.
He stood still watching, and very much interested at the scene; but Emmy sprang forward with open arms towards Rebecca, and forgave her at that moment, and embraced her and kissed her with all her heart. Ah, poor wretch, when was your lip pressed before by such pure kisses?