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ORGON, ELMIRE, MARIANE, CLÉANTE, DORINE
Orgon So ho! Im glad to find you all together. | |
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(To MARIANE) Here is the contract that shall make you happy, | |
| My dear. You know already what it means. | |
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Mariane (on her knees before ORGON) Father, I beg you, in the name of Heaven | |
| That knows my grief, and by whateer can move you, | 5 |
| Relax a little your paternal rights, | |
| And free my love from this obedience! | |
| Oh, do not make me, by your harsh command, | |
| Complain to Heaven you ever were my father; | |
| Do not make wretched this poor life you gave me. | 10 |
| If, crossing that fond hope which I had formed, | |
| Youll not permit me to belong to one | |
| Whom I have dared to love, at least, I beg you | |
| Upon my knees, oh, save me from the torment | |
| Of being possessed by one whom I abhor! | 15 |
| And do not drive me to some desperate act | |
| By exercising all your rights upon me. | |
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Orgon (a little touched) Come, come, my heart, be firm! no human weakness! | |
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Mariane I am not jealous of your love for him; | |
| Display it freely; give him your estate, | 20 |
| And if thats not enough, add all of mine; | |
| I willingly agree, and give it up, | |
| If only youll not give him me, your daughter; | |
| Oh, rather let a convents rigid rule | |
| Wear out the wretched days that Heaven allots me. | 25 |
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Orgon These girls are ninnies!always turning nuns | |
| When fathers thwart their silly love-affairs. | |
| Get on your feet! The more you hate to have him, | |
| The more twill help you earn your souls salvation. | |
| So, mortify your senses by this marriage, | 30 |
| And dont vex me about it any more. | |
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Dorine But what
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Orgon You hold your tongue, before your betters. | |
| Dont dare to say a single word, I tell you. | |
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Cléante If you will let me answer, and advise
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Orgon Brother, I value your advice most highly; | |
| Tis well thought out; no better can be had; | |
| But youll allow menot to follow it. | |
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Elmire (to her husband) I cant find words to cope with such a case; | |
| Your blindness makes me quite astounded at you. | 40 |
| You are bewitched with him, to disbelieve | |
| The things we tell you happened here to-day. | |
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Orgon I am your humble servant, and can see | |
| Things, when theyre plain as noses on folks faces, | |
| I know youre partial to my rascal son, | 45 |
| And didnt dare to disavow the trick | |
| He tried to play on this poor man; besides, | |
| You were too calm, to be believed; if that | |
| Had happened, youd have been far more disturbed. | |
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Elmire And must our honour always rush to arms | 50 |
| At the mere mention of illicit love? | |
| Or can we answer no attack upon it | |
| Except with blazing eyes and lips of scorn? | |
| For my part, I just laugh away such nonsense; | |
| Ive no desire to make a loud to-do. | 55 |
| Our virtue should, I think, be gentle-natured; | |
| Nor can I quite approve those savage prudes | |
| Whose honour arms itself with teeth and claws | |
| To tear mens eyes out at the slightest word. | |
| Heaven preserve me from that kind of honour! | 60 |
| I like my virtue not to be a vixen, | |
| And I believe a quiet cold rebuff | |
| No less effective to repulse a lover. | |
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Orgon I know
and you cant throw me off the scent. | |
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Elmire Once more, I am astounded at your weakness; | 65 |
| I wonder what your unbelief would answer, | |
| If I should let you see weve told the truth? | |
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Orgon See it? | |
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Elmire Yes. | |
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Orgon Nonsense. | 70 |
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Elmire Come! If I should find | |
| A way to make you see it clear as day? | |
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Orgon All rubbish. | |
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Elmire What a man! But answer me. | |
| Im not proposing now that you believe us; | 75 |
| But lets suppose that here, from proper hiding, | |
| You should be made to see and hear all plainly; | |
| What would you say then, to your man of virtue? | |
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Orgon Why, then, Id say
say nothing. It cant be. | |
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Elmire Your error has endured too long already, | 80 |
| And quite too long youve branded me a liar. | |
| I must at once, for my own satisfaction, | |
| Make you a witness of the things weve told you. | |
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Orgon Amen! I take you at your word. Well see | |
| What tricks you have, and how youll keep your promise. | 85 |
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Elmire (to DORINE) Send him to me. | |
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Dorine (to ELMIRE) The mans a crafty codger, | |
| Perhaps youll find it difficult to catch him. | |
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Elmire (to DORINE) Oh no! A lovers never hard to cheat, | |
| And self-conceit leads straight to self-deceit. | 90 |
| Bid him come down to me. | |
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(To CLÉANTE and MARIANE) And you, withdraw. | |
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