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| IN 1 Days of Old, when Arthur filld the Throne, | |
| Whose Acts and Fame to Foreign Lands were blown, | |
| The King of Elfs and little fairy Queen | |
| Gambolld on Heaths, and dancd on evry Green; | |
| And where the jolly Troop had led the Round, | 5 |
| The Grass unbidden rose, and markd the Ground. | |
| Nor darkling did they dance, 2 the Silver Light | |
| Of Phbe servd to guide their Steps aright, | |
| And, with their Tripping pleasd, prolongd the Night. | |
| Her Beams they followd, where at full she plaid, | 10 |
| Nor longer than she shed her Horns they staid, | |
| From thence with airy Flight to Foreign Lands conveyd. | |
| Above the rest our Britain held they dear, | |
| More solemnly they kept their Sabbaths here, | |
| And made more spacious Rings, and revelld half the Year. | 15 |
| I speak of ancient Times; for now the Swain | |
| Returning late may pass the Woods in vain, | |
| And never hope to see the nightly Train: | |
| In vain the Dairy now with Mints is dressd, | |
| The Dairy-Maid expects no Fairy Guest, | 20 |
| To skim the Bowls and after pay the Feast. | |
| She sighs, and shakes her empty Shoes in vain, | |
| No Silver Penny to reward her Pain: | |
| For Priests with Prayrs, and other godly Geer, | |
| Have made the merry Goblins disappear; | 25 |
| And where they plaid their merry Pranks before, | |
| Have sprinkled Holy Water on the Floor: | |
| And Fryrs that through the wealthy Regions run | |
| Thick as the Motes, that twinkle in the Sun, | |
| Resort to Farmers rich, and bless their Halls | 30 |
| And exorcise the Beds, and cross the Walls: | |
| This makes the Fairy Quires forsake the Place, | |
| When once tis hallowd with the Rites of Grace: | |
| But in the Walks, where wicked Elves have been, | |
| The Learning of the Parish now is seen, | 35 |
| The Midnight Parson posting oer the Green | |
| With Gown tuckd up to Wakes; for Sunday next | |
| With humming Ale encouraging his Text; | |
| Nor wants the holy Leer to Country-Girl betwixt. | |
| From Fiends and Imps he sets the Village free, | 40 |
| There haunts not any Incubus, but He. | |
| The Maids and Women need no Danger fear | |
| To walk by Night, and Sanctity so near: | |
| For by some Haycock or some shady Thorn | |
| He bids his Beads both Even-song and Morn. | 45 |
| It so befel in this King Arthurs Reign, | |
| A lusty Knight was pricking oer the Plain; | |
| A Bachelor he was, and of the courtly Train. | |
| It happend as he rode, a Damsel gay | |
| In Russet-Robes to Market took her way; | 50 |
| Soon on the Girl he cast an amorous Eye, | |
| So strait she walkd, and on her Pasterns high: | |
| If seeing her behind he likd her Pace, | |
| Now turning short he better likd her Face. | |
| He lights in hast, and, full of Youthful Fire, | 55 |
| By Force accomplishd his obscene Desire | |
| This done away he rode, not unespyd, | |
| For swarming at his Back the Country cryd; | |
| And once in view they never lost the Sight, | |
| But seizd, and piniond brought to Court 3 the Knight. | 60 |
| Then Courts of Kings were held in high Renown, | |
| Eer made the common Brothels of the Town; | |
| There, Virgins honourable Vows receivd, | |
| But chast as Maids in Monasteries livd: | |
| The King himself to Nuptial Ties a Slave, | 65 |
| No bad Example to his Poets gave; | |
| And they not bad, but in a vicious Age | |
| Had not to please the Prince debauchd the Stage. | |
| Now what shoud Arthur do? He lovd the Knight, | |
| But Soveraign Monarchs are the Source of Right: | 70 |
| Movd by the Damsels Tears and common Cry, | |
| He doomd the brutal Ravisher to die. | |
| But fair Geneura rose in his Defence, | |
| And prayd so hard for Mercy from the Prince; | |
| That to his Queen the King th Offender gave, | 75 |
| And left it in her Powr to Kill or Save: | |
| This gracious Act the Ladies all approve, | |
| Who thought it much a Man shoud die for Love; | |
| And with their Mistress joind in close Debate, | |
| (Covering their Kindness with dissembled Hate;) | 80 |
| If not to free him, to prolong his Fate. | |
| At last agreed, they calld him by consent | |
| Before the Queen and Female Parliament. | |
| And the fair Speaker, rising from her Chair | |
| Did thus the Judgment of the House declare. | 85 |
| Sir Knight, tho I have askd thy Life, yet still | |
| Thy Destiny depends upon my Will: | |
| Nor hast thou other Surety than the Grace | |
| Not due to thee from our offended Race. | |
| But as our Kind is of a softer Mold, | 90 |
| And cannot Blood without a Sigh behold, | |
| I grant thee Life; reserving still the Powr | |
| To take the Forfeit when I see my Hour; | |
| Unless thy Answer to my next Demand | |
| Shall set Thee free from our avenging Hand; | 95 |
| The Question, whose Solution I require, | |
| Is what the Sex of Women most desire? | |
| In this Dispute thy Judges are at Strife; | |
| Beware, for on thy Wit depends thy Life | |
| Yet (lest surprizd, unknowing what to say, | 100 |
| Thou damn thy self) we give thee farther Day: | |
| A Year is thine to wander at thy Will: | |
| And learn from others, if thou wantst the Skill. | |
| But, not to hold our Proffer [as] in Scorn, 4 | |
| Good Sureties will we have for thy return; | 105 |
| That at the time prefixd thou shalt obey, | |
| And at thy Pledges Peril keep thy Day. | |
| Woe was the Knight at this severe Command! | |
| But well he knew twas bootless to withstand: | |
| The Terms accepted as the Fair ordain, | 110 |
| He put in Bail for his return again; | |
| And promisd Answer at the Day assignd, | |
| The best, with Heavns Assistance, he could find. | |
| His Leave thus taken, on his Way he went | |
| With heavy Heart, and full of Discontent, | 115 |
| Misdoubting much, and fearful of th Event. | |
| Twas hard the Truth of such a Point to find, | |
| As was not yet agreed among the Kind. | |
| Thus on he went; still anxious more and more, | |
| Askd all he met; and knockd at evry Door; | 120 |
| Enquird of Men; but made his chief Request | |
| To learn from Women what they lovd the best. | |
| They answerd each according to her Mind, | |
| To please her self, not all the Female Kind. | |
| One was for Wealth, another was for Place: | 125 |
| Crones old and ugly, wishd a better Face; | |
| The Widows Wish was oftentimes to Wed; | |
| The wanton Maids were all for Sport a Bed. | |
| Some said the Sex were pleasd with handsom Lies, | |
| And some gross Flattry lovd without disguise: | 130 |
| Truth is, says one, he seldom fails to win | |
| Who Flatters well; for thats our darling Sin. | |
| But long Attendance, and a duteous Mind, | |
| Will work evn with the wisest of the Kind. | |
| One thought the Sexes prime Felicity | 135 |
| Was from the Bonds of Wedlock to be free; | |
| Their Pleasures, Hours, and Actions all their own, | |
| And uncontrolld to give Account to none. | |
| Some wish a Husband-Fool; but such are curst, | |
| For Fools perverse, of Husbands are the worst: | 140 |
| All Women woud be counted Chast and Wise, | |
| Nor should our Spouses see, but with our Eyes; | |
| For Fools will prate; and tho they want the Wit | |
| To find close Faults, yet open Blots will hit: | |
| Tho better for their Ease to hold their Tongue, | 145 |
| For Womankind was never in the Wrong. | |
| So Noise ensues, and Quarrels last for Life; | |
| The Wife abhors the Fool, the Fool the Wife. | |
| And some Men say, that great Delight have we, | |
| To be for Truth extolld, and Secrecy: | 150 |
| And constant in one Purpose still to dwell; | |
| And not our Husbands Counsels to reveal. | |
| But thats a Fable: for our Sex is frail, | |
| Inventing rather than not tell a Tale. | |
| Like leaky Sives no Secrets we can hold: | 155 |
| Witness the famous Tale that Ovid told. | |
| Midas the King, as in his Book appears, | |
| By Phbus was endowd with Asses Ears, | |
| Which under his long Locks, he well conceald | |
| (As Monarchs Vices must not be reveald), | 160 |
| For fear the People have em in the Wind, | |
| Who long ago were neither Dumb nor Blind; | |
| Nor apt to think from Heavn their Title springs, | |
| Since Jove and Mars left off begetting Kings. | |
| This Midas knew; and durst communicate | 165 |
| To none but to his Wife, his Ears of State; | |
| One must be trusted, and he thought her fit, | |
| As passing prudent; and a parlous Wit. | |
| To this sagacious Confessor he went, | |
| And told her what a Gift the Gods had sent; | 170 |
| But told it under Matrimonial Seal, | |
| With strict Injunction never to reveal. | |
| The Secret heard she plighted him her Troth, | |
| (And sacred sure is every Womans Oath) | |
| The royal Malady should rest unknown | 175 |
| Both for her Husbands Honour and her own: | |
| But neertheless she pind with Discontent; | |
| The Counsel rumbled till it found a vent. | |
| The Thing she knew she was obligd to hide; | |
| By Intrest and by Oath the Wife was tyd; | 180 |
| But if she told it not, the Woman dyd. | |
| Loath to betray a Husband and a Prince, | |
| But she must burst, or blab; and no pretence | |
| Of Honour tyd her Tongue from Self-defence. | |
| A marshy Ground commodiously was near, | 185 |
| Thither she ran, and held her Breath for fear, | |
| Lest if a Word she spoke of any Thing, | |
| That Word might be the Secret of the King. | |
| Thus full of Counsel to the Fen she went, | |
| Gripd all the way, and longing for a vent: | 190 |
| Arrivd, by pure Necessity compelld, | |
| On her majestick mary-bones she kneeld: | |
| Then to the Waters-brink she laid her Head, | |
| And, as a Bittour bumps within a Reed, | |
| To thee alone, O Lake, she said, I tell | 195 |
| (And as thy Queen command thee to conceal) | |
| Beneath his Locks the King my Husband wears | |
| A goodly Royal pair of Asses Ears: | |
| Now I have easd my Bosom of the Pain | |
| Till the next longing Fit return again! | 200 |
| Thus through a Woman was the Secret known; | |
| Tell us, and in effect you tell the Town: | |
| But to my Tale: The knight with heavy Cheer, | |
| Wandring in vain, had now consumd the Year: | |
| One Day was only left to solve the Doubt, | 205 |
| Yet knew no more than when he first set out. | |
| But home he must: And as th Award had been, | |
| Yield up his Body Captive to the Queen. | |
| In this despairing State he hapd to ride, | |
| As Fortune led him, by a Forest-side: | 210 |
| Lonely the Vale, and full of Horror stood, | |
| Brown with the shade of a religious Wood: | |
| When full before him at the Noon of night, | |
| (The Moon was up, and shot a gleamy Light) | |
| He saw a Quire of Ladies in a round, | 215 |
| That featly footing seemd to skim the Ground: | |
| Thus dancing Hand in Hand, so light they were, | |
| He knew not where they trod, on Earth or Air. | |
| At speed he drove, and came a suddain Guest, | |
| In hope where many Women were, at least, | 220 |
| Some one by chance might answer his Request. | |
| But faster than his Horse the Ladies flew, | |
| And in a trice were vanishd out of view. | |
| One only Hag remaind: But fowler far | |
| Than Grandame Apes in Indian Forests are: | 225 |
| Against a witherd Oak she leand her weight, | |
| Propd on her trusty Staff, not half upright, | |
| And dropd an awkard 5 Courtsy to the Knight. | |
| Then said, What make you, Sir, so late abroad | |
| Without a Guide, and this no beaten Road? | 230 |
| Or want you aught that here you hope to find, | |
| Or travel for some Trouble in your Mind? | |
| The last I guess; and, if I read aright, | |
| Those of our Sex are bound to serve a Knight: | |
| Perhaps good Counsel may your Grief asswage, | 235 |
| Then tell your pain: For Wisdom is in Age. | |
| To this the Knight: Good Mother, woud you know | |
| The secret Cause and Spring of all my Woe? | |
| My Life must with to Morrows Light expire, | |
| Unless I tell, what Women most desire: | 240 |
| Now coud you help me at this hard Essay, | |
| Or for your inborn Goodness, or for Pay: | |
| Yours is my Life, redeemd by your Advice, | |
| Ask what you please, and I will pay the Price: | |
| The proudest Kerchief of the Court shall rest | 245 |
| Well satisfyd of what they love the best. | |
| Plight me thy Faith, quoth she: That what I ask | |
| Thy Danger over, and performd the Task; | |
| That shalt thou give for Hire of thy Demand; | |
| Here take thy Oath, and seal it on my Hand; | 250 |
| I warrant thee, on Peril of my Life, | |
| Thy Words shall please both Widow, Maid, and Wife. | |
| More Words there needed not to move the Knight, | |
| To take her Offer, and his Truth to plight. | |
| With that she spread her Mantle on the Ground, | 255 |
| And first enquiring whether 6 he was bound, | |
| Bade him not fear, tho long and rough the Way, | |
| At Court he should arrive eer break of Day | |
| His Horse should find the way without a Guide. | |
| She said: With Fury they began to ride, | 260 |
| He on the midst, the Beldam at his Side. | |
| The Horse, what Devil drove I cannot tell, | |
| But only this, they sped their Journey well: | |
| And all the way the Crone informd the Knight, | |
| How he should answer the Demand aright. | 265 |
| To Court they came: The News was quickly spread | |
| Of his returning to redeem his Head. | |
| The Female Senate was assembled soon, | |
| With all the Mob of Women in the Town: | |
| The Queen sate Lord Chief Justice of the Hall, | 270 |
| And bad the Cryer cite the Criminal. | |
| The Knight appeard; and Silence they proclaim, | |
| Then first the Culprit answerd to his Name; | |
| And after Forms of Laws, was last requird | |
| To name the Thing that Women most desird. | 275 |
| Th Offender, taught his Lesson by the way, | |
| And by his Counsel orderd what to say, | |
| Thus bold began; My Lady Liege, said he, | |
| What all your Sex desire is Soveraignty. | |
| The Wife affects her Husband to command; | 280 |
| All must be hers, both Mony, House, and Land. | |
| The Maids are Mistresses evn in their Name; | |
| And of their Servants full Dominion claim. | |
| This, at the Peril of my Head, I say | |
| A blunt plain Truth, the Sex aspires to sway, | 285 |
| You to rule all; while we, like Slaves, obey. | |
| There was not one, or Widow, Maid, or Wife, | |
| But said the Knight had well deservd his Life. | |
| Evn fair Geneura, with a Blush confessd, | |
| The Man had found what Women love the best. | 290 |
| Upstarts the Beldam, who was there unseen, | |
| And Reverence made, accosted thus the Queen. | |
| My Liege, said she, before the Court arise, | |
| May I poor Wretch find Favour in your Eyes, | |
| To grant my just Request: Twas I who taught | 295 |
| The Knight this Answer, and inspird his Thought. | |
| None but a Woman could a Man direct | |
| To tell us Women, what we most affect. | |
| But first I swore him on his Knightly Troth, | |
| (And here demand performance of his Oath) | 300 |
| To grant the Boon that next I should desire; | |
| He gave his Faith, and I expect my Hire: | |
| My Promise is fulfilld: I savd his Life, | |
| And claim his Debt, to take me for his Wife. | |
| The Knight was askd, nor coud his Oath deny, | 305 |
| But hopd they would not force him to comply. | |
| The Women, who would rather wrest the Laws, | |
| Than let a Sister-Plaintiff lose the Cause, | |
| (As Judges on the Bench more gracious are, | |
| And more attent to Brothers of the Bar) | 310 |
| Cryd, one and all, the Suppliant should have Right, | |
| And to the Grandame-Hag adjudgd the Knight. | |
| In vain he sighd, and oft with Tears desird | |
| Some reasonable Sute might be requird. | |
| But still the Crone was constant to her Note; | 315 |
| The more he spoke, the more she stretchd her Throat. | |
| In vain he profferd all his Goods, to save | |
| His Body, destind to that living Grave. | |
| The liquorish Hag rejects the Pelf with scorn: | |
| And nothing but the Man would serve her turn. | 320 |
| Not all the Wealth of Eastern Kings, said she, | |
| Have Powr to part my plighted Love, and me; | |
| And, Old, and Ugly as I am, and Poor; | |
| Yet never will I break the Faith I swore; | |
| For mine thou art by Promise, during Life, | 325 |
| And I thy loving and obedient Wife. | |
| My Love! Nay, rather my Damnation Thou, | |
| Said he: Nor am I bound to keep my Vow: | |
| The Fiend thy Sire has sent thee from below, | |
| Else how coudst thou my secret Sorrows know? | 330 |
| Avaunt, old Witch, for I renounce thy Bed: | |
| The Queen may take the Forfeit of my Head, | |
| Eer any of my Race so foul a Crone shall wed. | |
| Both heard, the Judge pronouncd against the Knight; | |
| So was he Marryd in his own despight; | 335 |
| And all Day after hid him as an Owl, | |
| Not able to sustain a Sight so foul. | |
| Perhaps the Reader thinks I do him wrong | |
| To pass the Marriage-Feast and Nuptial Song: | |
| Mirth there was none, the Man was a-la-mort, | 340 |
| And little Courage had to make his Court. | |
| To Bed they went, the Bridegroom and the Bride: | |
| Was never such an ill-paird Couple tyd. | |
| Restless he tossd, and tumbled to and fro, | |
| And rowld, and wriggled further off; for Woe. | 345 |
| The good old Wife lay smiling by his Side, | |
| And caught him in her quivring Arms, and cryd, | |
| When you my ravishd Predecessor saw, | |
| You were not then become this Man of Straw; | |
| Had you been such, you might have scapd the Law. | 350 |
| Is this the Custom of King Arthurs Court? | |
| Are all Round-Table Knights of such a sort? | |
| Remember I am she who savd your Life, | |
| Your loving, lawful, and complying Wife: | |
| Not thus you swore in your unhappy Hour, | 355 |
| Nor I for this return employd my Powr. | |
| In time of Need I was your faithful Friend; | |
| Nor did I since, nor ever will offend. | |
| Believe me, my lovd Lord, tis much unkind; | |
| What Fury has possessed your alterd Mind? | 360 |
| Thus on my Wedding-nightWithout Pretence | |
| Come, turn this way, or tell me my Offence. | |
| If not your Wife, let Reasons Rule persuade, | |
| Name but my Fault, amends shall soon be made. | |
| Amends! Nay, thats impossible, said he, | 365 |
| What change of Age, or Ugliness can be! | |
| Or could Medeas Magick mend thy Face, | |
| Thou art descended from so mean a Race, | |
| That never Knight was matchd with such Disgrace. | |
| What wonder, Madam, if I move my Side, | 370 |
| When, if I turn, I turn to such a Bride? | |
| And is this all that troubles you so sore! | |
| And what the Devil coudst thou wish me more? | |
| Ah Benedicite, replyd the Crone: | |
| Then cause of just Complaining have you none. | 375 |
| The Remedy to this were soon applyd, | |
| Woud you be like the Bridegroom to the Bride. | |
| But, for you say a long descended Race, | |
| And Wealth, and Dignity, and Powr, and Place, | |
| Make Gentlemen, and that your high Degree | 380 |
| Is much disparagd to be matchd with me; | |
| Know this, my Lord, Nobility of Blood | |
| Is but a glittring, and fallacious Good: | |
| The Nobleman is he whose noble Mind | |
| Is filld with inborn Worth, unborrowd from his Kind. | 385 |
| The King of Heavn was in a Manger laid; | |
| And took his Earth but from an humble Maid: | |
| Then what can Birth, or mortal Men bestow, | |
| Since Floods no higher than their Fountains flow? | |
| We who for Name, and empty Honour strive, | 390 |
| Our true Nobility from him derive. | |
| Your Ancestors, who puff your Mind with Pride. | |
| And vast Estates to mighty Titles tyd, | |
| Did not your Honour, but their own advance, | |
| For Virtue comes not by Inheritance. | 395 |
| If you tralineate from your Fathers Mind, | |
| What are you else but of a Bastard-kind? | |
| Do, as your great Progenitors have done, | |
| And by their virtues prove your self their Son. | |
| No Father can infuse, or Wit or Grace; | 400 |
| A Mother comes across, and marrs the Race. | |
| A Grandsire or a Grandame taints the Blood; | |
| And seldom three Descents continue Good. | |
| Were Virtue by Descent, a noble Name | |
| Could never villanize his Fathers Fame: | 405 |
| But, as the first the last of all the Line, | |
| Woud like the Sun evn in Descending shine. | |
| Take Fire, and bear it to the darkest House | |
| Betwixt King Arthurs Court and Caucasus, | |
| If you depart, the Flame shall still remain, | 410 |
| And the bright Blaze enlighten all the Plain; | |
| Nor, till the Fewel perish, can decay, | |
| By Nature formd on Things combustible to prey. | |
| Such is not Man, who mixing better Seed | |
| With worse, begets a base, degenerate Breed: | 415 |
| The Bad corrupts the Good, and leaves behind | |
| No trace of all the great Begetters Mind. | |
| The Father sinks within his Son, we see, | |
| And often rises in the third Degree; | |
| If better Luck, a better Mother give: | 420 |
| Chance gave us being, and by Chance we live. | |
| Such as our Atoms were, evn such are we, | |
| Or call it Chance, or strong Necessity. | |
| Thus, loaded with dead weight, the Will is free. | |
| And thus it needs must be: For Seed conjoind | 425 |
| Lets into Natures Work th imperfect Kind: | |
| But Fire, th enlivner of the general Frame, | |
| Is one, its Operation still the same. | |
| Its Principle is in it self: While ours | |
| Works, as Confederates War, with mingled Powrs: | 430 |
| Or Man, or Woman, which soever fails; | |
| And, oft, the Vigour of the Worse prevails. | |
| Æther with Sulphur blended alters hue, | |
| And casts a dusky gleam of Sodom blue. | |
| Thus in a Brute, their ancient Honour ends, | 435 |
| And the fair Mermaid in a Fish descends: | |
| The Line is gone; no longer Duke or Earl; | |
| But by himself degraded turns a Churl. | |
| Nobility of Blood is but Renown | |
| Of thy great Fathers by their Virtue known, | 440 |
| And a long trail of Light, to thee descending down. | |
| If in thy Smoke it ends, their Glories shine; | |
| But Infamy and Villanage are thine. | |
| Then what I said before, is plainly showd, | |
| That true Nobility proceeds from God: | 445 |
| Nor left us by Inheritance, but givn | |
| By Bounty of our Stars, and Grace of Heaven. | |
| Thus from a Captive Servius Tullus 7 rose, | |
| Whom for his Virtues, the first Romans chose: | |
| Fabritius from their Walls repelld the Foe, | 450 |
| Whose noble Hands had exercisd the Plough. | |
| From hence, my Lord, and Love, I thus conclude, | |
| That tho my homely Ancestors were rude, | |
| Mean as I am, yet I may have the Grace | |
| To make you Father of a generous Race: | 455 |
| And Noble then am I, when I begin, | |
| In Virtue cloathd, to cast the Rags of Sin: | |
| If Poverty be my upbraided Crime, | |
| And you believe in Heavn; there was a time, | |
| When He, the great Controller of our Fate | 460 |
| Deignd to be Man, and lived in low Estate: | |
| Which he who had the World at his dispose, | |
| If Poverty were Vice, woud never choose. | |
| Philosophers have said, and Poets sing, | |
| That a glad Povertys an honest Thing. | 465 |
| Content is Wealth, the Riches of the Mind; | |
| And happy He who can that Treasure find, | |
| But the base Miser starves amidst his Store, | |
| Broods on his Gold, and griping still at more | |
| Sits sadly pining, and believes hes Poor. | 470 |
| The ragged Beggar, tho he wants Relief, | |
| Has not 8 to lose, and sings before the Thief. | |
| Want is a bitter, and a hateful Good, | |
| Because its Virtues are not understood. | |
| Yet many Things, impossible to Thought, | 475 |
| Have been by Need to full Perfection brought: | |
| The daring of the Soul proceeds from thence, | |
| Sharpness of Wit, and active Diligence: | |
| Prudence at once, and Fortitude it gives, | |
| And if in patience taken mends our Lives; | 480 |
| For evn that Indigence that brings me low | |
| Makes me my self and Him above to know. | |
| A Good which none would challenge, few would choose, | |
| A fair Possession, which Mankind refuse. | |
| If we from Wealth to Poverty descend, | 485 |
| Want gives to know the Flattrer from the Friend. | |
| If I am Old, and Ugly, well for you, | |
| No leud Adultrer will my Love pursue; | |
| Nor Jealousy, the Bane of marryd Life, | |
| Shall haunt you, for a witherd homely Wife: | 490 |
| For Age, and Ugliness, as all agree, | |
| Are the best Guards of Female Chastity. | |
| Yet since I see your Mind is Worldly bent, | |
| Ill do my best to further your Content. | |
| And therefore of two Gifts in my dispose, | 495 |
| Think eer you speak, I grant you leave to choose: | |
| Woud you I should be still Deformd, and Old, | |
| Nauseous to Touch, and Loathsome to Behold; | |
| On this Condition, to remain for life | |
| A careful, tender and obedient Wife, | 500 |
| In all I can contribute to your Ease, | |
| And not in Deed, or Word, or Thought displease? | |
| Or would you rather have me Young and Fair, | |
| And take the Chance that happens to your share? | |
| Temptations are in Beauty, and in Youth, | 505 |
| And how can you depend upon my Truth? | |
| Now weigh the Danger with the doubtful Bliss, | |
| And thank your self, if ought should fall amiss. | |
| Sore sighd the Knight, who this long Sermon heard; | |
| At length considering all, his Heart he cheard, | 510 |
| And thus replyd, My Lady, and my Wife, | |
| To your wise Conduct I resign my Life: | |
| Choose you for me, for well you understand | |
| The future Good and Ill, on either Hand: | |
| But if an humble Husband may request, | 515 |
| Provide, and order all Things for the best; | |
| Yours be the Care to profit, and to please: | |
| And let your Subject-Servant take his Ease. | |
| Then thus in Peace, quoth she, concludes the Strife, | |
| Since I am turnd the Husband, you the Wife: | 520 |
| The Matrimonial Victory is mine, | |
| Which having fairly gaind, I will resign; | |
| Forgive if I have said, or done amiss, | |
| And seal the Bargain with a Friendly Kiss: | |
| I promisd you but one Content to share. | 525 |
| But now I will become both Good, and Fair. | |
| No Nuptial Quarrel shall disturb your Ease, | |
| The Business of my Life shall be to please: | |
| And for my Beauty that, as Time shall try; | |
| But draw the Curtain first, and cast your Eye. | 530 |
| He lookd, and saw a Creature heavnly Fair, | |
| In bloom of Youth, and of a charming Air. | |
| With Joy he turnd, and seizd her Ivry Arm; | |
| And like Pygmalion found the Statue warm. | |
| Small Arguments there needed to prevail, | 535 |
| A Storm of Kisses pourd as thick as Hail. | |
| Thus long in mutual Bliss they lay embraced, | |
| And their first Love continud to the last: | |
| One Sun-shine was their Life; no Cloud between; | |
| Nor ever was a kinder Couple seen. | 540 |
| And so may all our Lives like theirs be led; | |
| Heavn send the Maids young Husbands, fresh in Bed: | |
| May Widows Wed as often as they 9 can, | |
| And ever for the better change their Man. | |
| And some devouring Plague pursue their Lives, | 545 |
| Who will not well be governd by their Wives. | |