YES, you despise the man to books confind, | |
| Who from his study rails at humankind; | |
| Tho what he learns he speaks, and may advance | |
| Some genral maxims, or be right by chance. | |
| The coxcomb bird, so talkative and grave, | 5 |
| That from his cage cries cuckold, whore, and knave, | |
| Tho many a passenger he rightly call, | |
| You hold him no philosopher at all. | |
| And yet the fate of all extremes is such, | |
| Men may be read, as well as books, too much. | 10 |
| To observations which ourselves we make, | |
| We grow more partial for th observers sake; | |
| To written wisdom, as anothers, less: | |
| Maxims are drawn from Notions, those from Guess. | |
| There s some peculiar in each leaf and grain, | 15 |
| Some unmarkd fibre, or some varying vein. | |
| Shall only man be taken in the gross? | |
| Grant but as many sorts of mind as moss. | |
| That each from other differs, first confess; | |
| Next, that he varies from himself no less: | 20 |
| And Natures, Customs, Reasons, Passions strife, | |
| And all Opinions colours cast on life. | |
| Our depths who fathoms, or our shallows finds, | |
| Quick whirls and shifting eddies of our minds? | |
| On human actions reason tho you can, | 25 |
| It may be Reason, but it is not Man: | |
| His Principle of action once explore, | |
| That instant t is his Principle no more. | |
| Like following life thro creatures you dissect, | |
| You lose it in the moment you detect. | 30 |
| Yet more; the diffrence is as great between | |
| The optics seeing as the objects seen. | |
| All Manners take a tincture from our own, | |
| Or come discolourd thro our Passions shown; | |
| Or Fancys beam enlarges, multiplies, | 35 |
| Contracts, inverts, and gives ten thousand dyes. | |
| Nor will lifes stream for observation stay, | |
| It hurries all too fast to mark their way: | |
| In vain sedate reflections we would make, | |
| When half our knowledge we must snatch, not take. | 40 |
| Oft in the Passions wide rotation tossd, | |
| Our spring of action to ourselves is lost: | |
| Tired, not determind, to the last we yield, | |
| And what comes then is master of the field. | |
| As the last image of that troubled heap, | 45 |
| When Sense subsides, and Fancy sports in sleep | |
| (Tho past the recollection of the thought), | |
| Becomes the stuff of which our dream is wrought: | |
| Something as dim to our internal view | |
| Is thus, perhaps, the cause of most we do. | 50 |
| True, some are open, and to all men known; | |
| Others so very close they re hid from none | |
| (So darkness strikes the sense no less than light): | |
| Thus gracious Chandos is belovd at sight; | |
| And evry child hates Shylock, tho his soul | 55 |
| Still sits at squat, and peeps not from its hole. | |
| At half mankind when genrous Manly raves, | |
| All know t is virtue, for he thinks them knaves: | |
| When universal homage Umbra pays, | |
| All see t is vice, and itch of vulgar praise. | 60 |
| When Flattry glares, all hate it in a Queen, | |
| While one there is who charms us with his spleen. | |
| But these plain Characters we rarely find; | |
| Tho strong the bent, yet quick the turns of mind: | |
| Or puzzling contraries confound the whole; | 65 |
| Or affectations quite reverse the soul. | |
| The dull flat falsehood serves for policy; | |
| And in the cunning truth itselfs a lie: | |
| Unthought-of frailties cheat us in the wise: | |
| The fool lies hid in inconsistencies. | 70 |
| See the same man, in vigour, in the gout; | |
| Alone, in company, in place, or out; | |
| Early at busness, and at hazard late, | |
| Mad at a fox-chase, wise at a debate, | |
| Drunk at a Borough, civil at a Ball, | 75 |
| Friendly at Hackney, faithless at Whitehall! | |
| Catius is ever moral, ever grave, | |
| Thinks who endures a knave is next a knave, | |
| Save just at dinnerthen prefers, no doubt, | |
| A rogue with venson to a saint without. | 80 |
| Who would not praise Patricios high desert, | |
| His hand unstaind, his uncorrupted heart, | |
| His comprehensive head? all intrests weighd, | |
| All Europe saved, yet Britain not betrayd! | |
| He thanks you not, his pride is in Piquet, | 85 |
| Newmarket fame, and judgment at a bet. | |
| What made (say, Montaigne, or more sage Charron) | |
| Otho a warrior, Cromwell a buffoon? | |
| A perjured prince a leaden saint revere, | |
| A godless regent tremble at a star? | 90 |
| The throne a bigot keep, a genius quit, | |
| Faithless thro piety, and duped thro wit? | |
| Europe a woman, child, or dotard, rule; | |
| And just her wisest monarch made a fool? | |
| Know, God and Nature only are the same: | 95 |
| In man the judgment shoots at flying game; | |
| A bird of passage! gone as soon as found; | |
| Now in the moon, perhaps now under ground. | |
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| In vain the sage, with retrospective eye, | |
| Would from th apparent What conclude the Why, | 100 |
| Infer the Motive from the Deed, and show | |
| That what we chanced was what we meant to do. | |
| Behold! if Fortune or a Mistress frowns, | |
| Some plunge in busness, others shave their crowns: | |
| To ease the soul of one oppressive weight, | 105 |
| This quits an empire, that embroils a state, | |
| The same adust complexion has impelld | |
| Charles to the convent, Philip to the field. | |
| Not always Actions show the man: we find | |
| Who does a kindness is not therefore kind; | 110 |
| Perhaps Prosperity becalmd his breast; | |
| Perhaps the wind just shifted from the east: | |
| Not therefore humble he who seeks retreat; | |
| Pride guides his steps, and bids him shun the great: | |
| Who combats bravely is not therefore brave; | 115 |
| He dreads a death-bed like the meanest slave: | |
| Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise; | |
| His pride in reasning, not in acting, lies. | |
| But grant that Actions best discover man; | |
| Take the most strong, and sort them as you can: | 120 |
| The few that glare each character must mark; | |
| You balance not the many in the dark. | |
| What will you do with such as disagree? | |
| Suppress them, or miscall them Policy? | |
| Must then at once (the character to save) | 125 |
| The plain rough hero turn a crafty knave? | |
| Alas! in truth the man but changed his mind; | |
| Perhaps was sick, in love, or had not dind. | |
| Ask why from Britain Cæsar would retreat? | |
| Cæsar himself might whisper he was beat. | 130 |
| Why risk the worlds great empire for a punk? | |
| Cæsar himself might whisper he was drunk. | |
| But, sage historians! t is your task to prove | |
| One action, Conduct, one, heroic Love. | |
| T is from high life high characters are drawn; | 135 |
| A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn; | |
| A judge is just, a chancellor juster still; | |
| A gownman learnd; a bishop what you will; | |
| Wise if a minister; but if a king, | |
| More wise, more learnd, more just, more evrything. | 140 |
| Court-virtues bear, like gems, the highest rate, | |
| Born where Heavns influence scarce can penetrate. | |
| In lifes low vale, the soil the virtues like, | |
| They please as beauties, here as wonders strike. | |
| Tho the same sun, with all-diffusive rays, | 145 |
| Blush in the rose, and in the diamond blaze, | |
| We prize the stronger effort of his power, | |
| And justly set the gem above the flower. | |
| T is education forms the common mind; | |
| Just as the twig is bent the trees inclind. | 150 |
| Boastful and rough, your first son is a Squire; | |
| The next a Tradesman, meek, and much a liar; | |
| Tom struts a Soldier, open, bold, and brave; | |
| Will sneaks a Scrivner, an exceeding knave. | |
| Is he a Churchman? then he s fond of power: | 155 |
| A Quaker? sly: a Presbyterian? sour: | |
| A smart Free-thinker? all things in an hour. | |
| Ask mens opinions! Scoto now shall tell | |
| How trade increases, and the world goes well: | |
| Strike off his pension by the setting sun, | 160 |
| And Britain, if not Europe, is undone. | |
| That gay Free-thinker, a fine talker once, | |
| What turns him now a stupid silent dunce? | |
| Some god or spirit he has lately found, | |
| Or chanced to meet a Minister that frownd. | 165 |
| Judge we by Nature? Habit can efface, | |
| Intrest oercome, or Policy take place: | |
| By Actions? those Uncertainty divides: | |
| By Passions? these Dissimulation hides: | |
| Opinions? they still take a wider range: | 170 |
| Find, if you can, in what you cannot change. | |
| Manners with Fortunes, Humours turn with Climes, | |
| Tenets with Books, and Principles with Times. | |
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| Search then the RULING PASSION: there alone, | |
| The wild are constant, and the cunning known; | 175 |
| The fool consistent, and the false sincere; | |
| Priests, princes, women, no dissemblers here. | |
| This clue once found unravels all the rest, | |
| The prospect clears, and Wharton stands confest: | |
| Wharton! the scorn and wonder of our days, | 180 |
| Whose Ruling Passion was the lust of praise: | |
| Born with whateer could win it from the wise, | |
| Women and fools must like him, or he dies: | |
| Tho wondring Senates hung on all he spoke, | |
| The Club must hail him master of the joke. | 185 |
| Shall parts so various aim at nothing new? | |
| He ll shine a Tully and a Wilmot too: | |
| Then turns repentant, and his God adores | |
| With the same spirit that he drinks and whores; | |
| Enough if all around him but admire, | 190 |
| And now the Punk applaud, and now the Friar. | |
| Thus with each gift of Nature and of Art, | |
| And wanting nothing but an honest heart; | |
| Grown all to all, from no one vice exempt, | |
| And most contemptible, to shun contempt; | 195 |
| His passion still to covet genral praise; | |
| His life, to forfeit it a thousand ways; | |
| A constant bounty which no friend has made; | |
| An angel tongue which no man can persuade! | |
| A fool with more of wit than half mankind, | 200 |
| Too rash for thought, for action too refind; | |
| A tyrant to the wife his heart approves; | |
| A rebel to the very king he loves | |
| He dies, sad outcast of each church and state, | |
| And, harder still! flagitious, yet not great! | 205 |
| Ask you why Wharton broke thro evry rule? | |
| T was all for fear the Knaves should call him Fool. | |
| Nature well known, no prodigies remain; | |
| Comets are regular, and Wharton plain. | |
| Yet in this search the wisest may mistake, | 210 |
| If second qualities for first they take. | |
| When Catiline by rapine swelld his store, | |
| When Cæsar made a noble dame a whore, | |
| In this the Lust, in that the Avarice | |
| Were means, not ends; Ambition was the vice. | 215 |
| That very Cæsar, born in Scipios days, | |
| Had aimd, like him, by chastity at praise, | |
| Lucullus, when Frugality could charm, | |
| Had roasted turnips in the Sabine farm. | |
| In vain th observer eyes the builders toil, | 220 |
| But quite mistakes the scaffold for the pile. | |
| In this one passion man can strength enjoy, | |
| As fits give vigour just when they destroy. | |
| Time, that on all things lays his lenient hand, | |
| Yet tames not this; it sticks to our last sand. | 225 |
| Consistent in our follies and our sins, | |
| Here honest Nature ends as she begins. | |
| Old politicians chew on wisdom past, | |
| And totter on in busness to the last; | |
| As weak, as earnest, and as gravely out | 230 |
| As sober Lanesbrow dancing in the gout. | |
| Behold a revrend sire, whom want of grace | |
| Has made the father of a nameless race, | |
| Shovd from the wall perhaps, or rudely pressd | |
| By his own son, that passes by unblessd; | 235 |
| Still to his wench he crawls on knocking knees, | |
| And envies evry sparrow that he sees. | |
| A salmons belly, Helluo, was thy fate; | |
| The doctor calld, declares all help too late. | |
| Mercy! cries Helluo, mercy on my soul! | 240 |
| Is there no hope?Alas!then bring the jowl. | |
| The frugal crone, whom praying priests attend, | |
| Still strives to save the hallowd tapers end, | |
| Collects her breath, as ebbing life retires, | |
| For one puff more, and in that puff expires. | 245 |
| Odious! in woollen! t would a saint provoke | |
| (Were the last words that poor Narcissa spoke); | |
| No, let a charming chintz and Brussels lace | |
| Wrap my cold limbs, and shade my life-less face: | |
| One would not, sure, be frightful when ones dead | 250 |
| AndBettygive this cheek a little red. | |
| The courtier smooth, who forty years had shined | |
| An humble servant to all humankind, | |
| Just brought out this, when scarce his tongue could stir: | |
| Ifwhere I m goingI could serve you, sir? | 255 |
| I give and I devise (old Euclio said, | |
| And sighd) my lands and tenements to Ned. | |
| Your money, sir?My money, sir! what, all? | |
| Whyif I must(then wept) I give it Paul. | |
| The manor, sir?The manor! hold, he cried, | 260 |
| Not thatI cannot part with that!and died. | |
| And you, brave COBHAM! to the latest breath | |
| Shall feel your Ruling Passion strong in death; | |
| Such in those moments as in all the past, | |
| O save my country, Heavn! shall be your last. | 265 |
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