As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tibs rush for Toms fore-finger, as pancake for Shrove-Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding queen to a wrangling knave, as the nuns lip to the friars mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. William Shakespeare