Deaf as a stonesay one of the stones Demosthenes sucked to improve his tones; And surely deafness no further could reach Than to be in his mouth without hearing his speech. Thomas Hood
Deaf as the still-born figures of Madame Tussaud, With their eyes of glass, and their hair of flax, That only stare whatever you ax, For their ears, you know, are nothing but wax. Thomas Hood