Frank J. Wilstach, comp. A Dictionary of Similes. 1916.
A cigar is like a wife! Put it up to your lips, and light it; When youve learned to do it right, it Adds a certain zest to life Mind you keep on puffing it, Or its out, and cant be lit. Ah, the aroma! Ah, the glow! Will I have one? Thank you, No. Aleister Crowley